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October 2007 > OT - I just saw the funniest bumper sticker ever!
knowerofnada's Avatar knowerofnada 01:01 AM 06-14-2007
Went to get a milkshake, and I'm in in line and you know those square stickers people have on their car that say:

W
The President


Yeah, they are really, really buggy, right? So the car in front of me has one of those same square bumper stickers except it says:



























F
The President



It took me about 10 seconds to get with my pregnant brain and all, I'm squinting and pulling up closer & closer going "just what President starts with an F?? Who are they talking about??" THEN it sank in. Holy &^&$$# : I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And this is Bush country!!! I want one so bad!!!!

HarperRose's Avatar HarperRose 01:04 AM 06-14-2007
: That's hysterical!
Twice as nice's Avatar Twice as nice 01:08 AM 06-14-2007
I'm not in your DDC, but apparently 9 months later my preggo brain has not recovered Am I tired or really that dumb? (I dont get it)
knowerofnada's Avatar knowerofnada 01:10 AM 06-14-2007
You're tired. You're just tired.
pbjmom1029's Avatar pbjmom1029 01:24 AM 06-14-2007
bwahhhhhhhhhh

is it wrong of me to want to buy one for my ds (he is 19 1/2 and very active in the democrat club at Georgia Tech)

that is sooooooooo funny!
Dena's Avatar Dena 01:24 AM 06-14-2007
Awesome!

I saw a great one the other day. It just had Dubya's face and after it in big letters: WTF???
vivianstcloud's Avatar vivianstcloud 01:30 AM 06-14-2007
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I saw a great one the other day. It just had Dubya's face and after it in big letters: WTF???
lol! I like that one!!
echospiritwarrior's Avatar echospiritwarrior 01:46 AM 06-14-2007
Being from the ONLY anti-W sector of Texas I've seen some interesting ones.

I think one of my favorites was "11.02.04 the end of an error"

too bad it wasn't...

Oh there are oodles more and I forget.
Banana731's Avatar Banana731 03:17 AM 06-14-2007

jessitron's Avatar jessitron 01:43 PM 06-14-2007
That's hilarious. I haven't seen the big W stickers around here, but I like the F one!
DoomaYula's Avatar DoomaYula 02:34 PM 06-14-2007
BWAHAHAHAHAHa.

I love it.

I used to have a Billionaires For Bush sticker, but that really alienated a potential doula client, so I took it off. But maybe now that I'm not taking any more clients, I can put one back on!
mittendrin's Avatar mittendrin 02:55 PM 06-14-2007
Yeah, put it back on, that one's really good!

I went to a gift store some time ago and saw a little digital "count-down-Bush" calender, counting down to the second when we're finally rid off this big mistake in mankind. Didn't have 10 bucks to spare so I didn't get it...
echospiritwarrior's Avatar echospiritwarrior 04:50 PM 06-14-2007
I have the countdown calendar- the wall version! As of today we have 586 days left with dubya in the house and today's little caption reads: 2001- During a meeting with Sweden's prime minister, Bush muses "It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."




Some of these are really hilarious. Sad- but hilarious.
ktbug's Avatar ktbug 05:02 PM 06-14-2007
I saw a personalized license plate the other day that said

H8 GWB

My dp had to read it a couple of times.

Apparently there was a big push to get ITMFA (impeach the m.f. already) license plates registered in all 50 states, but some conservative action group alerted all the DMVs that the acronym stood for a "dirty" word and that they shouldn't give them out. A few people got them, though - I think the gallery is still up at itmfa.com .
Apryl Srissa's Avatar Apryl Srissa 07:12 PM 06-14-2007
I want that sticker!!

Thats so funny, gotta remember to tell dh . We really rarely see good ones around here sadly.
JustKiya's Avatar JustKiya 07:31 PM 06-14-2007
I've seen that one, and I love it!

lately, I've been seeing a lot of 01.20.09/Bush's Last Day in Office stickers too...
knowerofnada's Avatar knowerofnada 07:46 PM 06-14-2007
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I have the countdown calendar- the wall version! As of today we have 586 days left with dubya in the house and today's little caption reads: 2001- During a meeting with Sweden's prime minister, Bush muses "It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."




Some of these are really hilarious. Sad- but hilarious.
A couple of my favorites are:

"Sometimes, when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'" β€” George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, AP, April 2, 2002


"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -- George W. Bush
knowerofnada's Avatar knowerofnada 08:01 PM 06-14-2007
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I'm not in your DDC, but apparently 9 months later my preggo brain has not recovered Am I tired or really that dumb? (I dont get it)
Just wondering if you ever got it, at like 3am lying in your bed....
vivianstcloud's Avatar vivianstcloud 09:57 PM 06-14-2007
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"Sometimes, when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'" β€” George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, AP, April 2, 2002


I have No Idea what he meant to really say, but that's High-larious!!
knowerofnada's Avatar knowerofnada 12:00 AM 06-15-2007
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"Sometimes, when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'" β€” George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, AP, April 2, 2002
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I have No Idea what he meant to really say, but that's High-larious!!
He's referring to the child's book "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. It's an awful strange thing for an adult to say they are dreaming about it at night, plus it's very ironic considering his father and that in a way he really did "hop on pop". Idiot.
Dena's Avatar Dena 01:06 AM 06-15-2007
Ha ha!!

My favorites are:

"The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur."

and

"Do you have blacks, too?"β€”To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001



Of course, thanks, to Dubya, I have expanded my vocabulary. "Misunderestimate" is one of my favorite words now!
vivianstcloud's Avatar vivianstcloud 04:30 PM 06-15-2007
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He's referring to the child's book "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. It's an awful strange thing for an adult to say they are dreaming about it at night, plus it's very ironic considering his father and that in a way he really did "hop on pop". Idiot.
I got the book reference but I couldnt for the life of me figure out what that had to do with anything, and why he would be dreaming about it. But I guess that's what I get for trying to understand Shrubya
echospiritwarrior's Avatar echospiritwarrior 06:10 PM 06-15-2007


I'm loving this thread! I can't seem to get enough bushisms!
knowerofnada's Avatar knowerofnada 08:49 PM 06-15-2007
Dena: How about Nuk-you-lar? Makes my freakin' skin crawl.
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