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Went to get a milkshake, and I'm in in line and you know those square stickers people have on their car that say:

W
The President


Yeah, they are really, really buggy, right? So the car in front of me has one of those same square bumper stickers except it says:



























F
The President



It took me about 10 seconds to get with my pregnant brain and all, I'm squinting and pulling up closer & closer going "just what President starts with an F?? Who are they talking about??" THEN it sank in. Holy &^&$$# : I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And this is Bush country!!! I want one so bad!!!!
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: That's hysterical!

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I'm not in your DDC, but apparently 9 months later my preggo brain has not recovered Am I tired or really that dumb? (I dont get it)
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You're tired. You're just tired.
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bwahhhhhhhhhh

is it wrong of me to want to buy one for my ds (he is 19 1/2 and very active in the democrat club at Georgia Tech)

that is sooooooooo funny!
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Awesome!

I saw a great one the other day. It just had Dubya's face and after it in big letters: WTF???

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I saw a great one the other day. It just had Dubya's face and after it in big letters: WTF???
lol! I like that one!!
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Being from the ONLY anti-W sector of Texas I've seen some interesting ones.

I think one of my favorites was "11.02.04 the end of an error"

too bad it wasn't...

Oh there are oodles more and I forget.

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That's hilarious. I haven't seen the big W stickers around here, but I like the F one!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHa.

I love it.

I used to have a Billionaires For Bush sticker, but that really alienated a potential doula client, so I took it off. But maybe now that I'm not taking any more clients, I can put one back on!

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Yeah, put it back on, that one's really good!

I went to a gift store some time ago and saw a little digital "count-down-Bush" calender, counting down to the second when we're finally rid off this big mistake in mankind. Didn't have 10 bucks to spare so I didn't get it...
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I have the countdown calendar- the wall version! As of today we have 586 days left with dubya in the house and today's little caption reads: 2001- During a meeting with Sweden's prime minister, Bush muses "It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."




Some of these are really hilarious. Sad- but hilarious.

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I saw a personalized license plate the other day that said

H8 GWB

My dp had to read it a couple of times.

Apparently there was a big push to get ITMFA (impeach the m.f. already) license plates registered in all 50 states, but some conservative action group alerted all the DMVs that the acronym stood for a "dirty" word and that they shouldn't give them out. A few people got them, though - I think the gallery is still up at itmfa.com .
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I want that sticker!!

Thats so funny, gotta remember to tell dh . We really rarely see good ones around here sadly.
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I've seen that one, and I love it!

lately, I've been seeing a lot of 01.20.09/Bush's Last Day in Office stickers too...

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I have the countdown calendar- the wall version! As of today we have 586 days left with dubya in the house and today's little caption reads: 2001- During a meeting with Sweden's prime minister, Bush muses "It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."




Some of these are really hilarious. Sad- but hilarious.
A couple of my favorites are:

"Sometimes, when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'" — George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, AP, April 2, 2002


"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -- George W. Bush
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I'm not in your DDC, but apparently 9 months later my preggo brain has not recovered Am I tired or really that dumb? (I dont get it)
Just wondering if you ever got it, at like 3am lying in your bed....
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"Sometimes, when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'" — George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, AP, April 2, 2002


I have No Idea what he meant to really say, but that's High-larious!!
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"Sometimes, when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'" — George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, AP, April 2, 2002
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I have No Idea what he meant to really say, but that's High-larious!!
He's referring to the child's book "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. It's an awful strange thing for an adult to say they are dreaming about it at night, plus it's very ironic considering his father and that in a way he really did "hop on pop". Idiot.
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Ha ha!!

My favorites are:

"The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur."

and

"Do you have blacks, too?"—To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001



Of course, thanks, to Dubya, I have expanded my vocabulary. "Misunderestimate" is one of my favorite words now!

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He's referring to the child's book "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. It's an awful strange thing for an adult to say they are dreaming about it at night, plus it's very ironic considering his father and that in a way he really did "hop on pop". Idiot.
I got the book reference but I couldnt for the life of me figure out what that had to do with anything, and why he would be dreaming about it. But I guess that's what I get for trying to understand Shrubya
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I'm loving this thread! I can't seem to get enough bushisms!

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Dena: How about Nuk-you-lar? Makes my freakin' skin crawl.
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