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#31 of 43 Old 10-11-2007, 02:02 AM
 
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LMAO

a smoothie eh? .. . I know if it has been awhile, there could be a decent enough amount that this wouldn't be such a bad idea

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Well Yuma, it really depends on how long it's been. If we've been on a 2 week dry spell, then there's quite a lot. But if it's only been a day or so, then probably a shot glass would work.
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OMG Y'all are killing me!
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I must be fairly desperate -- at this point, I'm more willing than dh is!

However maybe that's because rather than going there, I just want him to get some in a cup for me...

sorry, I know it's BEYOND tmi at this point!
OMG!!!! But then it cools down and OMG : :Puke :!!!


I used to pretend it was tea... that was what I would repeat in my head while trying to get it down :

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and I just gave my girls yogurt for lunch...I was going to have some until I read the smoothie post.


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Okay I have to ask...

Um, how MUCH do your dh's make???? Is my dh a freak or something?!?!?! Because, seriously, I'm not going to waste the flavor of a smoothie on an amount so small that I can chug like a shot.

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The volume of your ejaculate can vary, depending on how well hydrated you are and how many times you've ejaculated within a short period of time. The average ejaculate measures around a half-teaspoon, though it may reach a little over a teaspoon. During a single sexual experience, the volume of ejaculate is greatest the first time you cum, and less for each subsequent load. "Remember the law of diminishing returns," says Franklin Lowe, M.D., M.P.H., F.A.C.S., associate director of Urology at St. Luke's/Roosevelt Hospital Center in New York, NY.
kekekekekeke!

I would say my husband does about a table spoon, maybe a little less.
I would just get it from the... uh... 'tap' it seems less icky to me that way (I dont know why!?) and just have a big glass of water to drink ready after...

you know... if I were going to... do that... sorta thing...
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just gotta share.... I'm thouroughly enjoying this thread :



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I swear I just threw up in my mouth a little. lol I use to love "going down there" and "finishing him off" till I got with Nick. The man has SO MUCH junk you gag.. a lesson I do NOT want to tell you how I learned. lol So now I do my thing, but there will be no little men in my stomach anytime soon. lol

p.s... a teaspoon? Are you kidding? He has a mouthful and THEN some...There goes that Vomit feeling again.... BLAHHHH
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I have no idea how much my dh would have... it seriously might be worth finding out bc I am feeling quite desperate to get this baby OUT!!! If anyone tries it, please do let us know if it works!!
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y'all should do what I just did and come back and read this thread again while drinking a nice blueberry/banana/yogurt smoothie.

mmmmmm. . . .

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I SWEAR, I'm going to do it tonight. I'm THAT desperate.

I'll let you all know! (I feel like I should put on a Super Woman cape or something.)

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baby OUT!!! If anyone tries it, please do let us know if it works!!
lmfao! I see what your plan is now! you put this bee in our ears about how it works to try and get some other desperate poor preggo to try it out so you will know if it works!

you're SO HORRIBLE!
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I SWEAR, I'm going to do it tonight. I'm THAT desperate.

I'll let you all know! (I feel like I should put on a Super Woman cape or something.)
Yuma you are soooooo funny!

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