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#1 of 31 Old 11-27-2007, 02:06 PM - Thread Starter
 
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So last night dh and I were talking about PP sex. Both of us want to resume activities asap but I told him that I was definitely waiting until my 6 wk check-up and the okay from my MW, especially since I had an issue with a stitch healing funny and I am not going to take any chances...even if I feel like DTD before then.

Fast forward two hours...We are in bed and I am nursing Caleb and dh is behind me spooning me. And he says (get this!!!) "ya know, maybe now would be a good time for us to try anal sex." I'm sure there was a moment of (shocked!) silence before I think I said something like "um, NO" which was quickly followed by "*&@!!$#% What are you *talking* about?! You don't think that's sore too?!"

Normally dh is so sensitive but I just can't believe he said this. : Why are men so obsessed with butts?! :
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Well... you definitely haven't lost your allure for him is all I can say.

Men are funny creatures.
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LMAO! Lawd have mercy!
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ok too funny in a sad sort of way/// mins is getting impatient as well...
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My dh would probably have said that too if I hadn't agreed to pp sex sooner.

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OMG, what is it with men and butt sex?
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This is one post I can't allow DH to read or he'll definitely get ideas. Not that he probably doesn't already have them.
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Well, this is something he's brought up before, but in his defense, it *has* been a really long time since we DTD. We were having yeast issues during pg and then by the time those resolved I was so enormous and so tired it was too much to even think about.

Butt (pun intended)...I just had to post this b/c who could I tell this to IRL who would appreciate it as much as you all would?
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OMG! I would have beaten him with these bazooka boobs!

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Holy moly! Gotta give him props for the freaking nerve he has! My DH hasn't even hinted at anything. Poor guy. I figure he's given up.
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too funny. We haven't had sex in forever.. I'm totally turned off of the idea while pregnant and I'm pretty sure my DH isn't turned on by pregnancy either since he never seems to mention having sex. 3 DAYS postpartum and he's ready for sex LOL.. the second I started to look normal he's ready to go.. I don't think the huge nursing boobs are helping him either LOL

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God, my butt hurts more than my girl parts...thank you hemi's!
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Oh man....if it makes you feel better, that was DH's great idea when I was on bedrest and we couldn't have sex. No thanks.
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See, my dirty mind says you should have offered to buy a strap on if he'd really like to try some anal sex....

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LMAO! Lawd have mercy!

ahahahahaha this was my reaction.

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See, my dirty mind says you should have offered to buy a strap on if he'd really like to try some anal sex....
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Bwahahahaaa I like Cindy's idea!

My husband is also butt obsessed like the best of them. I don't know why so many men are. He's such a nice, sensitive guy, but he likes butts. *sigh*

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Well... you definitely haven't lost your allure for him is all I can say.

Men are funny creatures.

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I think that's really cute in a "men are goofy" sort of way. I mean, I'd still be flattered!

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See, my dirty mind says you should have offered to buy a strap on if he'd really like to try some anal sex....
great idea!! everytime dh tries to convince me to umm mix it up with a chick i say.. fine but if i have to you do too (with another guy!!1) works every time!!
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LOL-men! I've gotten lots of similar suggestions recently myself.
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Just tell him you have a giant hemorrhoid. Maybe that will turn him off. Our joke was that if DH watched Mairaed emerge from my loins he would be so freaked out, he would not come near me for years.

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Mine has never brought it up. I figured I'd make it very clear well ahead of time when we were dating that it wasn't an option, and told him, "If you ever want to try anal, you might as well find yourself a boyfriend!"

Either he's not into it to begin with, or he got the hint
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I bet you're right, Maisie! The funny thing is that he saw ds1 come out and it took him a loooooonnnng time to get over it and even want to DTD again....but we had lots of good sex during the pg. Not so much this time around. And, this time the birth was so fast he missed it. I can guarantee if he'd seen it he would not be wanting to DTD so soon. I was on all fours with my butt in the air when I gave birth! (Then again, maybe it would have turned him on.
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This has all been very humorous! Just today dh was wanting me to touch it. I just looked at him & laughed. I told him that my lady business wanted nothing to do w/his penis, it forbidded me to even touch it!

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: I opened this thread and I couldn't even tell dh what it was about. Don't want him getting any ideas.

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The funny thing is that he saw ds1 come out and it took him a loooooonnnng time to get over it and even want to DTD again.
Mainly thanks to your sharing this story earlier, I specified that i wanted my husband at the HEAD of the bed during the birth NOT down where the action was. He was relieved when I suggested this plan.
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Mainly thanks to your sharing this story earlier, I specified that i wanted my husband at the HEAD of the bed during the birth NOT down where the action was. He was relieved when I suggested this plan.
And to think, I'd prefer mine be down there to catch the baby
He's not enthusiastic about that idea, muttered something about visions of vienna sausages being tossed down subway tunnels
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Tell him to stick it up his own butt!

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