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#1 of 7 Old 07-24-2007, 12:13 AM - Thread Starter
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A farting, burping, gassy, peeing-on-herself sometimes menace. I do not go without a poise pantyliner, like, EVER. I kegel, yeah, all that crap. Feh. Doesn't help.

So sick of it. *sigh*
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#2 of 7 Old 07-24-2007, 12:49 AM
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Um, ditto. :
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ok so i am over the burping and farting, i am so glad...but the incontinence is gonna last until i deliver and after that... oh it sooo sucks.

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Geez, I thought it was just me. The farting has passed, but the explosive belches are outrageous. And the peeing....I think it is time for me to do a little something about that. Posie pads, huh? I was thinking of buying some heavy duty mama cloth pads. There are some that can do double duty as incontinence pads and post-partum bleeding pads.

I am off to do a little shopping and not the fun kind.

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#5 of 7 Old 07-24-2007, 01:34 PM
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Certainly not as much of a problem as the peeing, but I'll throw in my own "I'm sick of being so gross" thing. The MUCOUS!! I cough up serious phlegm every half-hour or so, sometimes more often. I mean big globs that I just can't supress! My husband is perhaps even more sick of it than I am....he just doen't ever have to cough up this stuff, and non-pregnant I do about once a day so I'm a little used to it. But this is gross! My 2-yo has started telling me when he coughs "I have a little mucous in my's mouth"

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I can so put DH to shame with my burps. They're truly spectacular

~e, wife to my sweet T , mama to my turtleman (12) , sunshine (9 ), and monkey (6)
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Yup, btdt, I let off "steam" on a pretty regular basis. Its to the point my dh doesn't even blink. Just backs away quietly:
I found that digestive enzymes really help in that area. If I want to appear somewhat ladylike, I take one with my meal.
But most of the time I don't care and I make sure I sit reeeeeeeeaaly close to my dh

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