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Old 11-09-2007, 03:46 PM - Thread Starter
 
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I cant even pull my belly up or suck it in to see. Enough said!
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I can kinda just barely peek around the side with some serious effort. I like to keep things trimmed up down there but DH is going to have to help out soon.
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I can kinda just barely peek around the side with some serious effort. I like to keep things trimmed up down there but DH is going to have to help out soon.
I'm with you there. It's only a matter of time now.

I should probably also start investing in some slip-on winter shoes, if such things exist.

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I'm with you there. It's only a matter of time now.

I should probably also start investing in some slip-on winter shoes, if such things exist.

I bought new winter boots last week, and it's a freak show watching me try to put them on! I feel like a sea lion on land.

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My dh had to trim He was happy to oblige The subject of perinal massage came up at the same time. He's getting way too excited for the next couple weeks

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He's getting way too excited for the next couple weeks
: My dh is right there with yours. And I also cannot see my girly parts anymore, except in a mirror. I still trim/shave by feel, but I've showed dh how I do it so he can take over when the time comes (sooner rather than later I'm sure).

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that is really hilarious!!!!

i remember last time i quit cutting my toe nails because i couldn't get to them...then one night one of my toe nails stabbed and cut dh. he was actually bleeding...he sent me to get a pedicure.
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I dont think DH would trim for me, he is so private by nature. I am going to ask him just to see what he says!!
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Last time I tried I cut myself : I am HUGE and there is no seeing anything under this belly. I am afraid to let DH try, but he said he would if I really needed him to. Oh, and I already got the slip-on shoes! Tying shoes is practically impossible! I need to post my 30 week belly shot! I just took it last night and I cannot believe how big it is! It sticks right out in front
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man + scissors + yoni = very, very nervous mama.

Nope.
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man + scissors + yoni = very, very nervous mama.
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I can't see mine anymore either makes me sad...I tried to trim it in the mirror but didn't work out to good Dh is definitely going to have to help soon

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Two words - BEARD TRIMMER

Seriously I had no Idea what a great invention these were until dh grew a goatee 4 years ago. He has to keep it trimmed neat for work and got one of these. They are perfect for trimming down there - even when you can't see ( I haven't been able to for weeks)
*Just don't forget to change the settings back if you use a shorted one than your dh - he will not be happy.

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Oh you lucky Mamas whose husbands still find you desireable. My dh is turned off by a pregnant me. I stopped trimming because it doesn't even matter....

You lucky, lucky mamas........

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Oh you lucky Mamas whose husbands still find you desireable. My dh is turned off by a pregnant me. I stopped trimming because it doesn't even matter....

You lucky, lucky mamas........

Awww, mama. (((hugs)))
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I havent seen mine in a while LOL.. I was shocked today after I got out of the shower and looked in the mirror and realized how much I desperately need to shave it lol.. or at least trim it.. but I cant see it to do so lol.. DH usually trims me up a few weeks before Im due though so that pictures of the birth arent so scary to me lol..
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Oh you lucky Mamas whose husbands still find you desireable. My dh is turned off by a pregnant me. I stopped trimming because it doesn't even matter....

You lucky, lucky mamas........
I trim/shave for my own comfort, actually. DP doesn't care one way or the other (although he is still definitely attracted to me, ha!). TMI, but with this excessive pregnodischarge, I just feel better with less hair.

Now my legs ... I'm probably done shaving them for a good long while.

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You all crack me up! Im so glad Im not alone!
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DD was hugging me around my legs yesterday and her head is just right at that height. I couldn't see her, so I'm sure I can't see my yoni; though I haven't really tried to see it. :

I'm like Emese'sMom. DH couldn't care less about anything going on down there till the baby's coming out. And after that, he's really very sweet about being patient till I'm ready.

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Two words - BEARD TRIMMER
: My dh wouldn't come near me with razor, he would be too afraid. A beard trimmer is wonderful...in so many ways

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any attention to that area is definitely for my own benefit at this point. And I think last night was the last time I could attempt that endeavor on my own, so any birth pictures might look horrifying.

my husband hasn't been interested in any action since August - he seems too weirded out by "being too close to the baby." (I don't know what he's picturing...does he think the baby is going to see something x-rated?!)

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I don't know what he's picturing...does he think the baby is going to see something x-rated?!
Of course! Or he could dent the baby's head!

I can still see my yoni with some serious gymnastics going on, but I gave up shaving a loooooooong time ago. With DS, I had DH do it but now bathing together is a very, very rare occurence indeed...

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I splurged on a leg wax yesterday...ahhhhh.

Good ideas for the beard trimmer!
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I am not in your due date club but thought that this thread was soooo funny.

I am due in Feb. and have not seen mine for probably 2 months and dh is more than happy to trim things down there. He actually approaches it almost as a work of art.

I am so happy that I am not the only one

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I can kinda just barely peek around the side with some serious effort. I like to keep things trimmed up down there but DH is going to have to help out soon.
my dh has been gone since july, so i'm on my own, lol. i've been thinking of getting waxed before he comes home, but i've heard conflicting information of getting waxed when pregnant. and i don't know if i'm brave enough, lol.

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