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#1 of 16 Old 05-09-2008, 08:59 PM - Thread Starter
 
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Is anyone else noticing their vulvas being swollen and engorged?

Really weird feeling! I didn't have it with my last to, but my vagina is like, large and in charge!
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LOL LOL

I'm 27 and I still can't say "vagina" or "vulva"!! Don't lecture me! I KNOW its important to use the correct words, but I have to concentrate to say them...its just not natural for me! I'm working on it!!

Anyways, back to the op...

I'm not sure if my girly bits are swollen, I can't really see them, and if I sit too long they fall asleep! :P

I do know that the area between my hoo haaa, yoni, flower, privates, or coutermack and my belly bump is no longer very distinctive... it bulges out. Which is strange considering I've got heartburn BAD!!

I do have hairy babies though! :P
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yeah I had noticed it a while back but didn't think it would fly on MDC to say "I've got a fat *****". It's almost like I gained weight down there...
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I love the word vulva. If vulva was a person it would be some sophisticated botanist that lives in a "flat" and grows a garden on her roof

I have issues!
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Yes. Mine is. ouch. lol
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yes, and it's seriously interfering with my love life. The chafing and soreness just take all the fun out of it for me.

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I'm getting a mental image of all of us walking around with our swollen hoo-has!!

I put an ice pack on mine some days .... and weird but true, it doesn't bother me during sex.

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Yup, and dh is SOL because of it.: Thanks for the visual though...I'm picturing rows of pretty vulvas right next to the pansies.
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So if roses are red, and violets are blue?? My Whooo haaaa is... green whata bout yooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!???
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Yep mine is fat and swollen. It grosses me out.
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So if roses are red, and violets are blue?? My Whooo haaaa is... green whata bout yooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!???
If its green you might wanna get that checked out!

Vanessa belly.gif, wife to Kev , mama to Byron (5) wild.gif and Billie (2) and  due in June
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Is anyone else noticing their vulvas being swollen and engorged?

Really weird feeling! I didn't have it with my last to, but my vagina is like, large and in charge!
Good grief - mine has been this way for months.

This is why I detest pregnant sex. It makes it very uncomfortable. I look forward to life about 12 weeks from now - haha.
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Good grief - mine has been this way for months.

This is why I detest pregnant sex. It makes it very uncomfortable. I look forward to life about 12 weeks from now - haha.
I HEAR THAT!
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our blooming vulva garden ........

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Oh yeah it's like a fistfull now! My belly/thights/crotch are chafing my upper thights and DH told DS I had a rash. So now he is telling everyone "mama rashy bum, mama's got an owie rash!" Oh yeah tha's freaking hilarious honey! I'm going to go for your thights with some sandpaper in the night!
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I thought of you all today in church today... Why you ask? Well, I was pretty sure when I left, I left my whoo ha behind, it was completely numb and all I could was giggle to myself as I waddled away!
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