My ILs just came back from a 3 day trip to Puerto Rico. My dh warned me that they did not enjoy their visit as much as they were expecting to. I thought that if they didn't have anything good to say about my island, they would keep it to themselves. Ha ha!
Here are some snippets of their version of PR
"The rudest, most arrogant people I have ever met . . . "
"My friend told me it was the most beautiful place she had ever visited but a lot must have changed since then . . . "
"Everything was muddy, even the beach! It was all just so muddy and dirty . . . "
every day . . . " (This one actually cracked me up - I stopped mil right then and said, "Well it IS the tropics, and you were in a RAIN forest, duh!")
"Never seen so many degenerates in my life . . . "
"People there don't even know what their sales tax goes to . . . "
I mean, c'mon. That last one is especially lame b/c I'm pretty sure the cashier at the 7-11 can't give you a breakdown of how our sales tax goes!
But I was disturbed b/c they acted like they wanted to tell me all about their trip like they had fun. And then they stomped all over my island and my people. Are they FN serious?
This is how we passed our Father's Day visit with FIL. Fun fun fun!