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#1 of 15 Old 08-29-2004, 01:39 AM - Thread Starter
 
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(baby)
Had a soft and shiny glans
(like it should be)
Because his loving parents
(parents)
Knew circ wasn't worth the chance
(of castration!)

All of the ill-raised brat kids
(brat kids)
Used to point and call him names
(like 'Hey Anteater!')
They never let poor Rudolph
(Rudolph)
Join in the teen dating games
(like "How late are you?")

But at one drunken college scene
A coed stood to say
"That thing worked so smooth yet tight
He ultra-rocked my world, all night!"

Then how the hot babes loved him
(loved him)
Always till they screamed in glee
(Oh YES!)
"Rudolph you foreskinned studboy
(studboy)
God -- you're gonna -- make me -- EEEEEEEE!!"
(like the author )
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I so wish DH would restore.
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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying
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That was great! :
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have I told you lately that I love you????
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: Holy cow...that was too funny!

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very witty. thanx for the giggles.

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I love it!
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Thank you all so much for all the positive replies!

So. . .would people like more of them?

I could try to do, like, one of these every saturday, or something.
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You are way too much! Yes, bring on more wit and rhyme!

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