Frank's Highly Detailed Step-By-Step Manual For The Care And Maintenance Of The Infant/Child Foreskin
For the health and comfort of your son, you should carefully follow every step in this manual with out fail and without deviation. If necessary, print this manual out and tape in in an easily visible position near where you bathe your son. Once you have raised your son to the point that he can care for himself, it is highly desireable that he be taught the proper steps. When he is ready to retract, he will ignore all instructions anyway.
1. Wash the outside just like a finger.
4. Never let anyone retract your son's foreskin for any reason. This includes medical professionals.
5. THE END!