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#1 of 10 Old 05-15-2008, 03:02 PM - Thread Starter
 
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I'm sitting in a cafe drinking lemonade and using my laptop (MIL is babysitting for the afternoon, yesss!). I just ripped a NASTY silent but deadly pregnancy fart.

Please, everyone, send me good air current vibes. I'm hoping it'll disperse without making it over to the nice ladies sitting to my left.

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hahaha I feel for ya. fresh air vibes your way.

I've been crop dusting with the best of them at the grocery store lately. I just pray that my DD doesn't go "Momma stinky fart!" or "Momma has gas?!"
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sorry, but i just laughed out loud! i think we have all been there before!

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Thanks for a good laugh!! Good luck!

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Thanks for the laugh, mama!

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Oh mama Hope the air cleared quickly!

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One of my biggest fears is that I will let one of those while waiting for the doc., those rooms are such a small inclosed space.

while shopping I just walk as quickly and quietly away as I can. I can truly sympathise with you.
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One of my biggest fears is that I will let one of those while waiting for the doc., those rooms are such a small inclosed space.

while shopping I just walk as quickly and quietly away as I can. I can truly sympathise with you.
Friend of mine had that happen during her 20 week ultrasound. The tech didn't say anything but went to open the door.

Update: I think everything dispersed OK. But I'll never know.

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LOL!! I was in Target the other day, and that happened to me. My 4 yr old boy suddenly said (in a little-boy-overly-loud voice) "Mama did you FART?" I told him I hadn't, and that it was probably his little brother, when suddenly he ran around behind me, sniffed, and announced (even louder) "No Mama, it's YOU! I smelled your STINKY bum!!!"

SIGH

You gotta love kids. LOL!
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Friend of mine had that happen during her 20 week ultrasound. The tech didn't say anything but went to open the door.p
laughup

that's so funny i have to pee now!

i think i woke up dh in the middle of the night a couple of times from the noise. i figure it's his fault anyway when he makes his chili for me.

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