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#1 of 15 Old 11-29-2008, 02:40 PM - Thread Starter
 
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Seriously, could I get any cushier anywhere!
I hope that fat cushion between my belly and vagina is the first to go! Ah the joys of pregnancy.





*If anyone wants to point out the difference between 'vagina' and 'vulva' and 'mons' go ahead, I know someone wants to!

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, you've really made me feel better!
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Thanks for the giggle. My belly sure is huge, and while my mons and butt seem to be fairly normal sized, my labia are GINORMOUS!!! Not like I can see them, but in the shower I can definitely tell. I'd get out a hand mirror and take a look, but I'm a bit scared :
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I'd get out a hand mirror and take a look, but I'm a big scared :

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I have used a mirror to look, and I don't recommend it. It IS scary!
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Big Belly: Check!

Big Butt: Check!!!

Big Vagina: Check!!!!!!!!

Same here....fun being so close to the end, isn't it?!
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Yep, everything is big and bulging.

On a positive note, it's almost over. : When we see our beautiful bundles of joy, it will have all been worth it.
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I hope that fat cushion between my belly and vagina is the first to go!
Someone else has this!

I keep telling DW I am afraid that it will become a sappy flap that hangs down over my snatch....all wrinkled and floppy. The fat cushion is so stretched and full of stretch marks. It's gonna be pretty!
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I have used a mirror to look, and I don't recommend it. It IS scary!
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Especially if you have some lovely varicose veins that are bulging out of your swollen labia. That is really a beautiful sight, lol!!!!!

I try to be really positive about my pregnancy body, but, yes, I do have a swollen vagina and no, I don't particularly like it.
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My DP insists that my butt hasn't gotten bigger but I feel like I have an inner tube around me when I sit down and lord, the bulging that is going on in the nether regions! I feel sooooooo sexy! I've had visions of making myself a charity case for Dr. 90201 on TLC to get rid of the horror that will be my stomach.

She'll be worth it though, my other two were. I've made some peace with most body parts of mine.
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I have to admit, I haven't noticed this. but then, we don't have a full length mirror, so anything could be going on down there, and I wouldn't know. :

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My butt is just gone. My hips are gone too and so are my boobs, they've actually gotten smaller. I look like a beach ball on legs. Its not an attractive look really though from the front you can't tell I'm pregnant, from the back you can't tell, and then I turn sidways and whoa! Belly and nothing else.

But the labia...ow they are swollen, especially toward the back. I can't sit in a chair for more than twenty minutes and if I go to the bathroom sitting on the toilet makes them swell up more. This totally didn't happen last pregnancy!
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I agree with most, but I think my butt has disappeared LOL.

I totally remember the squishy fat pad crotch though...when I noticed it it was my own "the end is near" reminder LOL.

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I told dh laughingly about the extra cushy coochie the other day thinking he hadn't noticed and he said "Yeah, I know! Talk about big car comfort!" (a quote from 'The Jerk') We both got a good laugh out of that one.

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Haha! I've noticed this (the cushy girl bits) but didn't realise it was a normal part of pregnancy! I just thought I was weird and swollen! Thanks for making me feel normal! I do feel like I've got one of those squishy pillows enbedded in my crotch.
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