This is my first baby, but I work at a daycare, so I get a bunch of funny questions and comments. Here are some of my favorites.
Me: Did you know that there's a baby in my tummy?
Child: Can I see?
From a child whose mother is about a week ahead of me: (holding hand just in front of my belly) Did you know that my mom's tummy is this big? (asks me this question every time he sees me)
At about 30 weeks: I think your baby is kinda fat. (If that came from anybody but a 4 year old, I'd be offended.)
Child: When your baby is born, will he come to (name of daycare)?
Me: No, my baby is going to stay home with me.
Child: Well, she could go in the baby room.
Ah, I am going to miss these kids.