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#1 of 15 Old 06-25-2009, 01:44 AM - Thread Starter
 
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Did I ever post this?! I literally peed my pants reading this last year. The NICU nurses said they have this poster on the bulletin board in the lounge.

http://focalpublishing.com/iknowfunn...BabyRules.jpeg

Im trying to pick my fav "tip" but I cant! Between massaging, stimulating, waking and exercising I think.

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very funny! I should show these to my 4yo... except that it might give him some ideas...

I actually had an anxiety dream (nightmare) once that I put a baby into a regular backpack, zipped it up, and hopped in a car with friends.

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i think my favorite is the baby sitter.....

...or maybe the teething tips!

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top 3- washing, drying and changing babe!

so funny
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Playing games, teething, and introducing to animals! Very funny.

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eeeh...

i kindof did a few of those....

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Drying baby is my fav!
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Ha very nice!

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Babies: Angel (6/29/02), Tiberius (3/8/11), Lillianna (12/27/11)

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Heh! I love it.

...I totally pick my baby's nose though. :

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Heh! I love it.

...I totally pick my baby's nose though. :
ditto

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ditto
me too....

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me too....
hey, if i can see it, it's game

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omg i have tears from laughing! that is great, cant wait to show dp.

i felt bad when i saw the stimulation one, tho. Cuz I put T in front of the tv sometimes. He seems to really like it (especially Peter Gabriel videos on DVD and sesame street) and I have lots and lots of things I have to get done everyday for dp who insists on a spotlessly clean home. DP called up direct tv and specifically ordered baby tv for him to watch.:
he also likes watching the fishtank and out the window to the street; i dont think i use the tv TOO much...

lol. thanks for posting this!

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not in this DDC, but . Cute.

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