April showers bring May flowers, and something something something...
Whatevs.
We are TOTALLY kicking the cr@p out of April. April thought it could contain our greatness of abdominal girth, and it was WRONG WRONG AND MORE WRONG! We are the few, the proud, the extremely pregnant.
Now I would *never* suggest that people who gave birth in April were a bunch of pansies...
However, I suspect that some of them just weren't taking this Golden Birthing Stool seriously. I mean, take SmeIsNotAPirate, for example. After all that talk about going into May, she didn't even make her due date! That doesn't sound like much dedication to me.
Therefore, fellow members of the LLWWSBP2016, I salute you on your masterful entrance into May. Labor? What's labor? Babies NEVER actually come out. Ever. I, for one, feel more pregnant today than I did yesterday and this could go on for days, nay weeks! Months! Years!
Bottoms up, and cervixes tightly closed, ladies!
The Few, The Proud, The Gravid on May 1:
Confirmed Still Pregnant:
LoveNeverFails
Unconventional1
Silverspook
veryerin
Pregnancy Status Undetermined: PLEASE CHECK IN, LADIES!
Mama2010
lifescholar
Escapees from the Island of Pregnancy Domination
Sanguine_Speed OFF THE ISLAND 5/1
Beccasteve03 OFF THE ISLAND 5/1
adarasmom OFF THE ISLAND 5/1
alternamama82 OFF THE ISLAND 5/2
ColwynsMommy OFF THE ISLAND 5/7
Come ON, there have to be more of us than this! Please? Lie to me, someone? Ok, I went back through the last thread and added people, and I will remove people from contention for the Golden Birth Stool as y'all get the heck off my island.
Whatevs.
We are TOTALLY kicking the cr@p out of April. April thought it could contain our greatness of abdominal girth, and it was WRONG WRONG AND MORE WRONG! We are the few, the proud, the extremely pregnant.
Now I would *never* suggest that people who gave birth in April were a bunch of pansies...
Therefore, fellow members of the LLWWSBP2016, I salute you on your masterful entrance into May. Labor? What's labor? Babies NEVER actually come out. Ever. I, for one, feel more pregnant today than I did yesterday and this could go on for days, nay weeks! Months! Years!
Bottoms up, and cervixes tightly closed, ladies!
The Few, The Proud, The Gravid on May 1:
Confirmed Still Pregnant:
LoveNeverFails
Unconventional1
Silverspook
veryerin
Pregnancy Status Undetermined: PLEASE CHECK IN, LADIES!
Mama2010
lifescholar
Escapees from the Island of Pregnancy Domination
Sanguine_Speed OFF THE ISLAND 5/1
Beccasteve03 OFF THE ISLAND 5/1
adarasmom OFF THE ISLAND 5/1
alternamama82 OFF THE ISLAND 5/2
ColwynsMommy OFF THE ISLAND 5/7
Come ON, there have to be more of us than this! Please? Lie to me, someone? Ok, I went back through the last thread and added people, and I will remove people from contention for the Golden Birth Stool as y'all get the heck off my island.