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#121 of 124 Old 10-09-2010, 10:39 PM
 
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...you've wasted way too much mental energy trying to work out the impossible balance between staying hydrated to avoid contractions and keeping an empty bladder to avoid contractions. A bedpan is starting to sound like a viable option.
I love that one!

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You have to bellydance to get the pee out because a big baby head is blocking it.

People look at you like you're part of the attraction and very well may take a step and have a kid fly out of you at the zoo. In fact, you seem to be more interesting than the monkeys playing in a puddle of their urine.

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when your belly gets in the way of the fridge door as you close it. (ouch!)

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Or when you can't reach in the fridge far enough because your belly is in the way.

My belly is now resting on my thighs, when did that happen? Also when climbing the stairs my belly and thighs kept making contact.

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