...you've wasted way too much mental energy trying to work out the impossible balance between staying hydrated to avoid contractions and keeping an empty bladder to avoid contractions. A bedpan is starting to sound like a viable option.
I love that one!
Julie, wife to DH , mom of DD 8/99 and DS 1/09 , and #3 due 11/14/10
You have to bellydance to get the pee out because a big baby head is blocking it.
People look at you like you're part of the attraction and very well may take a step and have a kid fly out of you at the zoo. In fact, you seem to be more interesting than the monkeys playing in a puddle of their urine.