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Old 12-05-2010, 07:33 AM - Thread Starter
 
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my mother (a childbirth professional) sent me this, and i thought it was just perfect for us (a little dark, perhaps, though)...

 

 

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the

traditional feast.

 

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When

my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the

stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and

re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

 

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the

oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon

hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look

of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've

cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my

sister started to cry.

 

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

 

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

 

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This actually exists - a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey, and it's called a "Turducken".  True.

 

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Turducken is actually quite good when cooked by a great chef!


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Turducken is actually quite good when cooked by a great chef!


 

i'm sure it is!...i was ewww'ing what it looked like (and the concept is a little weird, heheh),  ;)


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