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To NOT do when your pg.



-sneeze when you're laying on your size..ouchy tendon pull



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Don't:

1) Vomit on a full bladder...

2) Watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition...

3) Say "I threw this up once two weeks ago, maybe it'll stay down this time." Because it won't...


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Don't wait too long to eat breakfast! Last week I figured I could hold off a couple hours and ended up violently dry heaving in the parking lot of a restaurant.

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Don't bend over to pick something right after you have either just downed a gallon of water or eaten a full meal...
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dont sneeze cough or laugh without crossing your legs

when further along do not bend over at the waist, baby feet will be stuck into your ribs which makes you unable to straighten up. especially do not do this in the shower you will call the emts and its hard to explain.

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Don't drink a huge glass of water right before bed unless you like getting up 10 times in the middle of the night to pee.

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Sneeze on a full bladder (or 1/2 full). I can't stop wetting my pants with these allergies!

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this is too funny!!! I like this thread!

Don't flip over too fast in the middle of the night.

Don't try to move your legs if they cramp in the middle of the night (OUCH!!!!!!!!!) Point your toes up to your knees.

I'm going to have to agree with the sneeze/pee issue! Don't hold it too long!

haha. Oh the things I've learned.

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I can't think of anything right now. But I'm sure I'll be back later. Oh, and don't stop doing your pelvic floor exercises. They are invaluable and can prevent some of those bladder leakage problems (though not all, not when you've got a baby sitting on top of a full bladder!). Not to mention, strengthening your kegels can enhance your love life...

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I'm going to have to agree with the pants peeing party...I've had hayfever the last few days and I've changed my underwear too many times.

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Plan to visit people far away so that you have to drive for hours and hours when you are in the first trimester. I became an expert in waiting to throw up until we could stop the care somewhere...

And don't ever ever give hubby permission to brew beer while in the first trimester. The smell of yeast in your home is just... NOT what you want!

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Oh my gosh you ladies are funny!
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Yep, just wet myself for the first time yesterday. It was sneeze-related, which seems to be the theme.

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-guzzle water. You'll choke, which leads to crazy uterus pains and wet undies.

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Don't lay down right after eating a meal (or anything). And just a note if you decide to anyways... that left side we're suppose to lie on seems to bring on worse nausea than any other position if you do lay down. Go figure.

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Oh make sure you go to the bathroom before trying to have sex whether you think you need to or not. It makes you cramp like crazy and then you realize the cramping was from needing to pee not the sex itself. Oops!

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To NOT do when your pg.



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OMG, the sneezing while laying, soooooo painful. I learned that VERY early unfortunately. I actually think it might be better now, or I'm just not sneezing as much.

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Omg this is so good. I have The. Worst. Bladder. Ever.

I pee myself not preg. ya.......

So I hate walking through a store and having to strategically hold my legs together, put my hands over my nose, and try not to look dumb doing it.

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