The worst thing DD ever did was take a crayon to the entire kitchen. --Garbage can, stove, fridge, dog table--every conceivable surface. I got a picture of it b/c it was so funny--she was so clearly pleased with herself.
The worst thing I ever did as a kid was dig holes in my mum's blueberry pies. My very favourite!
She made 5 of them for my grandpa's birthday. He couldn't have cake b/c he was diabetic.
When she went upstairs to set her hair in curlers, I tried to sneak a flake off the crust...which get a bit bigger next time. Then bigger until it was a hole. Then another hole.
Then I moved onto the next pie. This went on and on until I stopped and realized what I had done. Then I tried to "fix" my boo boo by filling them in with paper towel.
I finally realized that I needed to come clean.
I grabbed my doll and went up to tell her. I said that "Suzy" my doll needed to tell her something.
Boy-what came next gave a new meaning to woop'in!
Needless to say, they needed to be served from the kitchen, rather from the table.