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Been watching MagicSchool bus lately??
Here is the best one from my 3 yo... taken from http://www.mothering.com/discussions...d.php?t=525374
My 3 year old is wearing his winter toque around....he had put his little soccer ball, his light up ball and his red ball in the hat...then he put the whole hat in his pants..walked over to me holding the hat in his pants and said...
wait for it..
where are my balls
My children have said some doozies!
Just the other day one of the younger ones was having a very loud emotional discussion with himself (aka: a tantrum ) in the middle of the kitchen floor impeading the way for anyone walking by. So I picked him up to move him 2 feet into the dinning room where he could finish his discussion with himself. I picked him up like he was a turtle because he was all balled up and all of the sudden he yells:
PUT. ME. DOWN! I am probably dangerous!
While visting family out of town, and eating dinner with everyone gathered around the table talking, my mom asked me if we liked the hotel.
My DD cut in saying
" Its great! you know the best thing is the big bubbly bathtub! and you know what the coolest thing is!"
(she paused here and beamed at me and her daddy)
"Its big enough for mommy and daddy to have sex in!"
I turned red, my sister in law choked on her food, and my grandma was shocked. I swear that we didnt say anything like that in front of her- she came up with it on her own! LOL
Oh goodness she really knows how to make an impression.
Hubby , ds (11) , adopted dd (10) , dd (6) , dd (1) & 3 foster dd's
Proud mom to ds2 (7/05), ds 1 (born into heaven at 38 weeks 11/03), and 5 more angels (4/02) (7/10) (11/10) (11/12)
I was nursing the baby, when my non-verbal almost-3 year old came up and kept handing me his sippy cup for more water. I kept saying "you have to wait, sweetie", "just a minute" etc. My daughter walked over and holding my leather-bound diary said, "according to my research, when someone is breastfeeding - you have to wait."
~Beth, mama to two amazing girls, ages 12 and 6~
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