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#181 of 191 Old 11-21-2006, 01:03 PM
 
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Conversation I just had with my 7 year old son yesterday:

Me:Alex, do you still think Hannah is pretty?

Alex: Yes and she is my girlfriend too.

Me: Well do you think you'll marry her someday?

Alex: No because when she grows up she wants to move to XXX and I want to move to XXX. (cities within 10 miles of each other)

Me: Well whats wrong with that? You could just pick one together and move there.

Alex: No! If I marry her she will just keep arguing about wanting to move to XXX like she wants to and I will have to go because the wife is always right and gets everything she wants! So I'm just not going to marry her at all!

Me:
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Reviving this thread because dd (23mos) totally cracked us up the other day. Dh and I had barely just woken up and were laying in bed. We hear this little voice from the side of the bed, "Da kitty pooped, Mommy."

Now, dd sometimes pretends that her dolls and stuffed animals poop, and we have to change their diapers. So I turn to look at her and realize she's not holding a stuffed kitty. I look at her suspiciously, "Are YOU the kitty?"

Her response: "Meow."


OH that is so cute!!
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Here was our dinner conversation the other night:

DD2, age 1: YYYEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
DH: Hey, Little Shmoo. Come on, stop screaming. Pterodactyls are extinct!
DD1, age 4: Yeah, Shmoo! Pterodactyls STINK!!!


And then, in the bathroom:

DD1, age 4: Mommy, you have hair on your vulva.
Me: Yes, that happens to girls when they grow up and become women.
DD1: Will I get hair there?
Me: Yep.
DD1: Will it be brown like yours?
Me: Probably.
DD1: Is every woman's vulva hair brown?
Me: No, some women's vulva hair is blond, or red, or black.
DD1: Oooh, Mommy, I know...I want mine to be pink!


Now that is cute!!
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My dd (2 and a half) is starting to pick up what we say too much (our fault- not hers).

She's started to say crap quite a bit. Like "ah mommy- theres crap in my bed", or "Mommy- my ponys has to crap now"

The funniest thing is my 5 yo son- he started putting his thumb in his mouth and then blowing hard to fill up his cheek, thus popping out his thumb. He was doing this so much, I was starting to worry it was a tick or something. I'd ask him why he was doing it and he'd sort of shrug.

Finally, I saw him doing it when dh was around- and I pointed it out. "See! He's doing it again!"

Dh shook his head and laughed a little. "Hey bud--- what are you doing?"

"Remember dad? Remember when I hit the tree when I was sledding?" Ds asked.

Well, DH burst out laughing. Last winter, ds was sledding down our hill and ran into a tree- hurting his groin pretty bad for the first time. Apparently Dh told him to blow on his thumb like this to "pop his nuts back out".

"Dad, " ds continues "I'm just poppin my nuts."

Great.

OMGGGGGGGGGGG
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I'm trying to cut down on my use of words like "G-d" and "Damn" in front of the kids. So, the other day I caught myself in mid-word and said "Gosshhhhh"

and DS (age 7) said:

"Mom, you sound like Napoleon Dynamite."
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These are great!

Our most recent funny moment. From DS1, age 3:

"I'm a policeman and I'm mad and I'm gonna put you in jail and my name is...

... STEPHANIE!"


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This is always a classic but much funnier when your children say it.

Auntie: Carson, say Grace.

ds: Grace



Ds who had something in his pants that was itching him: Mommy, one of the kids in school put hair in my butt



DS - mommy when I am old enough to drive and you are three years old then I will drive and you will sit in my carseat.


And more sweet than funny while we are laying in bed:
DS - Mommy, we're best friends forever...
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Reviving this thread because dd (23mos) totally cracked us up the other day. Dh and I had barely just woken up and were laying in bed. We hear this little voice from the side of the bed, "Da kitty pooped, Mommy."

Now, dd sometimes pretends that her dolls and stuffed animals poop, and we have to change their diapers. So I turn to look at her and realize she's not holding a stuffed kitty. I look at her suspiciously, "Are YOU the kitty?"

Her response: "Meow."


Thats awesome!!!
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DD looking at a clock:
ME: see the one going fast? That's the second hand?
DD pointing to another hand: .."and is that the 1st hand?

The first rule of homeschooling: water the plants! :
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Dd: What day is today?
Me: Thanksgiving
dd: No, what day of the week is it?
me: Thursday.
dd: Thursday?!!! D*MMIT!!!

and also today -
Dd, age 4.5 has been naked all day. I am really, really, wanting to go out to park, or to the backyard, or anywhere, and she just refuses to get dressed. A few minutes ago I thought I'd try again, and she said, "No, there's a butt show coming on PBS Kids."
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Yesterday, after DD (3 years old) walked in on Daddy going potty, she ran back and excitedly told me, "MOMMY!! Daddy wasn't sitting down on the potty, he was standing up and he pulled his pee pee out!" :

I don't think she had ever seen DH stand to use the bathroom before (in memory, at least)...the whole thing had me just cracking up, the way she was so excited and incredulous about it!

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