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Old 06-10-2008, 09:58 PM
 
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Oh, I forgot about dd's proclamation during a quiet lull at her big sister's talent show:

"Oh forget it! I just wanna go home." (Said extremely loudly.)

It got quite a laugh. The lady next to me was laughing so hard she snorted.

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My son who just turned 3, told me tonight out of the blue ' why don't you go to www.bootycleaners.com/butt and buy some catnip and put it in your ear.' I was like what the hell... and tried hard not to laugh. I mean he said backslash... I hope thats not a real link btw.
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I hope thats not a real link btw.
Why did I click on it?! I got a page of links to boot cleaners

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Oh, I forgot about dd's proclamation during a quiet lull at her big sister's talent show:

"Oh forget it! I just wanna go home." (Said extremely loudly.)

It got quite a laugh. The lady next to me was laughing so hard she snorted.

This just made me shoot soup out my nose!
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Old 06-11-2008, 03:09 PM
 
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My 3 yo DD makes a lot of fun projects in her "Arts and Craps" class.
I'm going to remember that one!

I have so many that my kids say, but no time to write!
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Thanks for the laughs. Here are my contributions.

When DD1 would whine for something I would say "and I want world peace". So now when she whines and I ask "do you know what I want want?" she replies with "world peace and quiet".

DD1 and DD2 love "Little Einsteins" which may explain why DD1 refers to her favorite Halloween cookie cutter as "Franken Einstein".

On a more serious note, DD1 recently asked me why God made rashes. The next day she told me she wished God could be a baby, when I asked why she told me so he could have a rash; presumably so he'd know what it feels like.

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DS (3 3/4) and I have been talking about me having a baby alot recently. So the other day he says, "Mom, I have a baby in my tummy." I said, "You do?" And he said, "Yep. It's going to come out of my butt and I'm going to name it Poopster!"


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This just happened last week, a conversation between me and my 4 year old.

DD is watching a video of Go Diego Go where a dolphin is eating crabs or something.

DD: Mommy, that dolphin is eating the crabs!
Me: Yum! I love crabs.
DD: Do we eat crabs too, mommy?
Me: Yeah, we do.
DD: We eat cows, too.
Me: Yes, we do eat cows, too.
DD: What other animals do we eat, mommy?
Me: We eat chickens, pigs, cows. Sometimes even ducks and lambs. Not everybody eats animals, though. Some people don't even drink milk or eat eggs.
DD: (thoughtful) Oh. Do they eat apples?
Me: Yeah, they eat fruits and veggies, beans and rice, lots of stuff. They're called vegetarians.
DD: (pause, thinking) Do we eat vegetarians, mommy?
Me: (pause and then burst into laughter)

Sorry if this offends anyone. Obviously, we're not veg*n...
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My son who just turned 3, told me tonight out of the blue ' why don't you go to www.bootycleaners.com/butt and buy some catnip and put it in your ear.' I was like what the hell... and tried hard not to laugh. I mean he said backslash... I hope thats not a real link btw.


Where do they get these things...
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Hope no one minds me re-opening this thread. My DD said something that had me simultaneously laughing and wanting to crawl in a hole the other day, and I just wanted to share...

I'm putting up the Christmas tree, straightening out the branches and putting the sections together. DS is watching (and bouncing all over the living room). He says, "Why are you doing that, Mom?" I tell him that I have to organize the branches before we can hang the ornaments. "Oh... so you have to fluff them up?" he asks. I tell him that yep, that's it.

Next thing I know, DD pipes up from where she is (for whatever reasons 3-yo's have) lying under the coffee table, "WOW, mom! You're a great fluffer! Can I be a fluffer too???"

Oh, my.

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DD 4y/o recently told me to find a rock song on the radio. I keep cahnging station and she keeps saying "nope, not a rock song, nope not a rock song."
She finally yells exasperated "oh mom i will ust sing a rock song!"
Then she sings "ooooooooohhhhhhhh there was a little rock named Saaaaally!"
I almost went off the road.
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DD 4y/o recently told me to find a rock song on the radio. I keep cahnging station and she keeps saying "nope, not a rock song, nope not a rock song."
She finally yells exasperated "oh mom i will ust sing a rock song!"
Then she sings "ooooooooohhhhhhhh there was a little rock named Saaaaally!"
I almost went off the road.
oh that kind of rock song!

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