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|01-26-2009 01:45 PM|
It also takes me a LOT longer to get ready for bed than it ever used to or than any human being has a right to take.
|01-25-2009 06:10 PM|
I was just reading through these again and got a good laugh!
I have another one to add. On weekends when I need a break, I just tell DH I have to use the bathroom and hole up with the laptop or a magazine for a good 10-15 minutes, even if I don't have to go. I figure he's always in the bathroom, actually using it, so I might as well get a few breaks now and then, too.
|12-20-2008 06:57 PM|
Dh and I play the "Poopy Diaper Contest" and the loser has to change the poopy diaper. It's simply a lottery of who happens to be changing her when we open it up and find poop... but I've started cheating. Since I have her so often and I can tell if she's poo'd, I've started asking Dh to change her diaper all innocent like... and then he's dismayed to find he's lost the Poopy Diaper Contest.
I look at it like the odds are staked against me b/c I'm with her alone so much more often, this is my way of evening them out.
And : about the constant nipple stimulation, even when she's not nursing she's usually brushing against them in the wrap. I thought they'd get less sensitive with all the stimulation, but they're just super sensitive instead!
|12-20-2008 02:49 PM|
|12-19-2008 10:46 PM|
|12-19-2008 08:39 PM|
|lifeguard||I must admit I was unprepared for how stimulated my nipples would feel - ALL THE TIME! I end up sitting around the house topless often because anything against my nipples is just too much stimulation.|
|12-19-2008 04:58 PM|
|12-19-2008 03:42 PM|
|mkmb129||I don't enjoy nursing either. I enjoy that it's free. I love seeing how FAT she is and thinking wow, I did that!! But sitting down and feeding her I don't like. Not a new baby, anyway.|
|12-19-2008 03:29 PM|
|HeddyBee||Back when Helena was still in casts we had her lying on the bed while changing her clothes. I was lifting her body up a bit so DP could remove her sleep sack.Ad she pulled on it, the bottom got caught on her casted foot and acted as a catapult, sending her flying through the air...good thing she landed smack against my belly/boobs!|
|12-19-2008 01:55 PM|
|Baby_Cakes||Last night we were nursing on the couch (side lying) and I accidentally dropped the tv remote on her head. She was startled but thankfully not hurt. She just kept right on eating. :|
|12-18-2008 11:06 PM|
|12-18-2008 10:47 PM|
|heidirk||Milo does the same cry, but with his eyes wide open staring recriminations at me. . . and I laugh hysterically. :|
|12-16-2008 04:05 PM|
|trimestersdoula||*Yesterday afternoon I was busy doing something when she got hungry. I was trying to hurry but in the 2 minutes it took me to finish what I was doing she had learned a new cry. She has started this high pitched scream! Her face goes bright red and her fists clench and shake. I felt so bad that she had gotten that mad. Well DH came home from work and she got hungry again. I had just told him about this new cry/scream. I picked her up and then set her down again just so she would get that mad so I could show DH what I was talking about. :|
|12-16-2008 11:34 AM|
This is my first time looking at this thread b/c I read "first time" and didn't look at it before. Thanks for the belly laughts!
* I figured there was nothing to worry about with fingernails b/c we'd all survived DD's trimmings, so on Day 1 I decided to clip DS's super long nails. I didn't know his skin hadn't separated from his nails yet, and he screamed and bled.
* My diaper changing song/rap from when DD was a toddler: We like clean butts and we cannot lie, those other mothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a big old grin and her diaper full of stuff I say Stop what you're doin' there, I'm gonna change that diaper and I don't care if you cry or if you wail 'cuz that dirty diaper's goin' in the pail!
* Sometimes when I go to the bathroom with DS in the Moby, I don't bother to button my jeans. Who cares? It's covered by lots o' layers.
* I find myself wishing his smile session would stop so I can get on the internet.
* It sometimes takes me 3 hours to prepare dinner, especially since it's 50 degrees in my kitchen these days and I refuse to take DS down there and sit him in the carseat while I cook.
* I was great about sugar/junk food during pregnancy. I didn't indulge much at all-- ate my greens, etc. All of his food is still coming from me, and while I'm faithfully taking my vitamins, my favorite snack is crappy cheap peanut butter on a spoon with chocolate chips. oh, and I've eaten a chocolate chip that fell into his ear before.
* As a first time mom of a boy: I don't know what an intact penis is supposed to look like, and it looks a little weird sometimes. So, I decided to break down and do the WBV I wasn't going to do just to make sure everything is right.
* And, a confession from the first time around: DD took a header off the changing table, but wasn't hurt b/c she landed head first in the diaper pail-- great padding!
|12-14-2008 09:36 PM|
oh my gosh - i had a "confessions" moment the other day, and all i could think about after it happened was getting on here and admitting it!!
I went out to eat with a friend and had Miles in his Moby - he started lunch crying and squirming, so I walked around and settled him. The whole place smiled at me or noticed me, and knew I had a cute teeny guy in the sling.
Not two minutes later, once he is sleeping away and settled, our lunch arrives and I am famished! I grab one of my giant steaming steak fries and tear into it. Below me, Miles screams bloody murder and I'm like "what?! What happened?!" My friend says "I think there is something on him?" and I reach down to pull a huge steaming piece of potato - the hot middle part of the french fry off of his NECK!! He keeps crying, and I shriek "I burned my baby!" As my friend is consoling me and I am trying not to tear up, I look up and notice half the restaurant is staring at me with a look of complete horror or shock or amusement on their faces. Miles has a large red spot where the potato scorched him and I can hardly look at him. I BURNED HIM because I couldn't wait to stuff my FACE!! He stopped crying a minute later and went right back to sleep, but I felt horrible!
oy... adventures in motherhood!
|12-14-2008 06:11 PM|
SO I'm weird then , b/c I get all excited to sit down and nurse the baby!
It does hurt sometimes tho'
|12-14-2008 06:02 PM|
|12-14-2008 01:55 PM|
Yours too, eh? I have to admit that in *my* frustration at her popping off I have asked her more than once "Well gooberhead, what did you expect??" :
And I don't know that I ENJOY enjoy nursing, maybe that wasn't the best of wording. I mean, I enjoy that it doesn't hurt anymore. I enjoy that I don't have to fix bottles. I enjoy that it's free. I enjoy looking at her ever-chunkening-up thighs and knowing that that's all from me. But the actual act of sitting down and nursing? Meh. I could take it or leave it.
|12-14-2008 01:00 PM|
To add my own confession- I don't really enjoy nursing : It doesn't hurt much anymore (although Thalia has started this "I will stretch Mami's breast out and out and out and then I will pop off. And then get mad that boob is no longer in my mouth and just SCREAM. I don't understand why Mami is screaming too." But it's not every time or anything.). I just don't really like nursing. Soooooooo horrible. I'm still waiting for it to be this wonderful, beautiful thing like you always hear about. :
|12-13-2008 06:58 PM|
Thanks, Baby Cakes. Nora is adorable too!
Don't feel bad about the carseat thing. Remember when we were kids and we rode on mom's lap in the passenger seat!? While she smoked and maybe even drank a beer!?
You definitely won't forget again...
|12-13-2008 06:51 PM|
I'm guilty of that one, too Jen! BTW, the twins are gorgeous - the pics in your sig are great! But I know they've grown since then - I saw Mr & Mrs Claus in the other thread! So cute!
I've got a doozie, but I have to confess. The other day Nora and I went to Walmart, and she was fussing a lot in her carseat so I unbuckled the straps so she'd have more room. Kept shopping, waited on the long ass line, she fell asleep. We have that bundle me over the carseat, so I zipped it up a little so she'd be warm and then I got through the line, got her in the car, went to my MIL's.
When we got there, I realized I'd driven across town without ever buckling her back into the seat. Holy crap. Thank GOD we didn't get rear ended or get into an accident. I couldn't believe I'd done that!
|12-13-2008 06:45 PM|
These are hilarious! Motherhood is NOT about being perfect, is it!?
I didn't have time to read them all (one twin is fussing and I'm ignoring her so I can write this...)
But, this is the worst one that I usually feel bad about (even tho it keeps happening...) Jackson spits up a fair bit... But after he eats sometimes I put him in the activity mat for some tummy time. And sometimes while he's in there I leave the room and grab some quick food or something. And at least a few times I've come back to him fussing and found that he spit up all over and has been rubbing his face in it! And he has it all over his cheeks, eyelashes, nose, etc! Dang it! I always feel so bad for him but then, oops, it happens again...
ETA: Also, I think Veronica's crying is ADORABLE!
|12-11-2008 09:44 AM|
*Crashing your DDC*
Same here. DD was 3 days old. It was our first night home after the CS. It was just her and I. I fell asleep with her in the recliner. I was on my back and had her chest-to-chest. I woke up to blood curdling screaming.
She crawled up and over my shoulder and flipped over the chair onto the floor! She landed on her belly--or at least that's how I found her. There was an octagon shaped table next to the chair. And the way the furniture was and the flip she did? Man--she could have easily broken her neck. I frantically (shaking/crying) called my friend, who is a police dispatcher (medically trained). DD stopped crying once I was on the phone. She was fine, but I was pannicked. (Nobody told me newborns can move like that!).
Two days later we were sleeping on the couch--cuz that was safer. I woke to another blood curdling scream. But she was okay.
*When dd was about 2 months old, I was trying to get photos of her feet with a black background (like the pro's do). She was nursing when I started taking photo's, but soon was finished. I was still sitting down. I put her foot in my hand and snapped a photo with my other hand. She sprung off of my hand and went diving over the chair....again. I walked around the house comforting her saying, "Oh baby. I'm so sorry. Mama's so sorry." I was mad at myself....
*The same day, minutes later dd had calmed down and was fine. I resumed picture taking I sat her in the recliner and stood over her to snap photo's (I was trying to get the "perfect" photo). I was standing a good distance above her...and I dropped the camera on her face. Again, I circled around the house apologizing and I remember talking to God telling him I was sorry--and that I didn't think I was cut out to be a mom after hurting her twice in the same day. DD recovered fine...but she had a little bruise by her eye for awhile. Sheeesh. It's amazing we made it out of infancy okay.
*I was strapping her in her carseat completely wrong the first 3 weeks or so.
*We co-sleep and I have our bedroom completely baby-friendly. DD wakes all the time and either plays or fusses for me to get up...and I sleep right through it. One day recenly there was a visitor at the door. Visitor knocked, dog barked and I slept right through it. She said dd was peaking out the window talking to her. I'm a hard sleeper! But. If dd cries the "something is wrong and I need you right now" cry, I wake up. My brain blocks out all other noises. I wake when she has her "sick cry" too. Weird, huh?
|12-11-2008 02:28 AM|
|Mrs. Bratton||I lie to DH and tell him that I dont NIP. He isnt a horrible, sexist man I swear. He is just painfully modest and thinks I should be too but I'm not and I NIP so I can save the bottles i pump for him to give her while I sleep at night. (We sleep in shifts.)|
|12-10-2008 02:35 PM|
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|12-10-2008 03:15 AM|
|gabysmom617||Today, I was nursing him on his nursing pillow and eating a sandwich when a huge drop of mayonnaise fell into his hair. He didn't notice, kept on nursing. I didn't bother wiping it off until I was done with my sandwich. :|
|12-09-2008 10:28 PM|
ds1's acne was that bad. i felt like i needed to apologise! and i do squeeze zits, but just the ones i knoe are ready to go!
|12-09-2008 06:02 PM|
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