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|12-12-2013 01:54 AM|
|preshpb||Having to explain to a 3 old how baby ended up in your tummy. Having to say " no honey, I didn't swallow the baby" when they wonder how it's got in your tummy if you didn't get it in through your mouth.|
|12-12-2013 01:46 AM|
I so love love this thread! I have laughed so much and so hard my ribs hurt! GOODNESS.
· you go to a friends house and see a knife, toothpick, breakable item on the counter and you move them out of the way even when your friend has no kids and yours are at home.
|05-17-2009 12:32 AM|
|05-15-2009 09:24 AM|
::: Yay! I'm not weird!
|05-15-2009 01:35 AM|
|bonnie risser||you know when your a parent when you have a break from the kids you still find yourself watching the cartoons.|
|05-14-2009 10:13 PM|
|pixiekisses||When your stick blender suddenly gets dropped out of the 7th floor window, and for some strange reason doesn't work anymore.|
|05-14-2009 09:52 PM|
Calls two hippos on the phone
Three hippos at the door
Bring along another four
Five hippos come over dressed
And give hippos show up with a guest!
Seven hippos arrive in a sack
And eight hippos sneak in the back
Nine hippos come to work
and ALL THE HIPPOS GO BESERK!
All through the hippo night
Hippos play with great delight
But at the hippo break of day
All the hippos go away
Nine hippos and a beast join
Eight hippos riding east
While seven hippos going west
Leave six hippos quite distressed
Five hippos then set forth
With four hippos headed north
Three hippos says "good day"
And the last two hippos go their way
One hippo, alone once more
Misses the other fourty-four
Wow... I cannot believe I just remembered that without help!
|05-14-2009 09:29 PM|
|05-14-2009 09:22 PM|
Or the beam in the ceiling...
Or the wall...
|05-14-2009 02:48 PM|
You cry at the thought of having another one as your overtired baby screams and won't fall asleep, then moments later she's peacefully sleeping in your arms and you cry at the thought of never getting to do this again.
You consider duct taping your dogs' ears to his head (because he keeps standing right next to the finally asleep baby and shaking them and the flapping wakes her up).
You wonder why the ceiling fan is so much more interesting than you are.
|05-14-2009 11:13 AM|
You talk to your child's favourite stuffed animals, even when you are alone with them!
We couldn't find DD's very loved green stuffed froggy. When I found him out on the street in front of the house, I picked him up and dusted him off and kind of cuddled him and said something like, "Oh, there you are. We were very worried about you", before even realising I was talking to a toy like he was my son!!
|05-14-2009 10:20 AM|
|heidirk||or you are out in public when you realise everyone's hair got combed that day except yours!|
|05-14-2009 03:28 AM|
|Mrs.Burke||You only comb your hair once (that was only after bathing)|
|05-14-2009 03:21 AM|
or when Daddy goes.
or when Big Brother goes.
In our house there is an elaborate, never-the-same-twice dance/song that occurs.
|05-14-2009 02:54 AM|
You're in the middle of the grocery store when you notice that you haven't latched your nursing bra back into place.
And when you've caught vomit in your hands.
|05-13-2009 11:56 PM|
|Peppermint Poppies||You find yourself saying "please don't lick the dishwasher"|
|05-13-2009 11:14 PM|
|05-13-2009 10:33 PM|
|AFWife||I'm packing to move back in with in-laws...As I'm talking through it while on the phone with DH I said, "...and that has pee on it..." and then stopped because it came out so casually|
|05-11-2009 11:55 PM|
|LuckyTrish||"Sorry! Sippy cups are not hammers!"|
|05-11-2009 10:48 PM|
We caught DS2 slurping rice milk off the floor trying to entice the cat to come lap it up with him.
|05-11-2009 02:53 PM|
|05-11-2009 12:19 PM|
Still waiting for my kiddo to be born..(15 days..yay!)
But yesterday at dinner, my friends 2 year old sat next to me, and he was eating a piece of fried mozzerella...He took too big of a bite, so he started gagging on it. So I held out my hand and he spit the slobbery piece of half chewed fried mozzerella out. I didn't even flinch. LOL
|05-11-2009 12:32 AM|
A few of my own:
-I sneak my MDC posts because if DD catches me I'll have to play with the smilies for an hour or she'll make "the face". You know the face... with a little . Ugh!
-Every time I hear a toilet flush I yell "Did you wash those hands?". EVERY time. No matter where I am.
-When I fix a plate of food, I automatically grab 2 forks.
-I check every day before work to be sure that the 10 Monkeys haven't decided to relocate from their Barrel to my purse.
|05-10-2009 04:55 PM|
|05-10-2009 04:48 PM|
You also know everywhere in town that they are sold so that these places can be avoided when the budget is empty. You might also drive out of the way so these same places aren't passed.
|05-10-2009 02:09 AM|
|hippiemommaof4||thomas the tank engine is some kind of god and you go out of your way and budget to get the ones your kids dont have lol|
|05-10-2009 01:52 AM|
you realize that your kids are little anarchists always trying to overthrow the parental government ROFL!! I'm pretty convinced this is true with my oldest at least lol.
|05-10-2009 12:48 AM|
|05-10-2009 12:43 AM|
I relate to SO MANY of these!!!
|05-10-2009 12:26 AM|
*You get really excited when you find out Elmo is comming to the local concert venue and do not bat an eye at dropping $30/ticket.
*You firmly tell DH not to check the mail again because DS loves to do it
*Every decision is agonizing (vax, work, day care, food etc)
*You could kiss a slobbery mouth a thousand times a day and still yern for more
*Everything that used to seem so important no longer is...and everything that was neglected now means the world.
*You realiize that you really are someones whole world...and it is scary and wonderful all at once
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