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10-12-2007 01:01 AM
Inspired007
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Originally Posted by YumaDoula View Post
I SWEAR, I'm going to do it tonight. I'm THAT desperate.

I'll let you all know! (I feel like I should put on a Super Woman cape or something.)
Yuma you are soooooo funny!
10-11-2007 07:22 PM
hetaera
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Originally Posted by seekingtruth View Post
baby OUT!!! If anyone tries it, please do let us know if it works!!
lmfao! I see what your plan is now! you put this bee in our ears about how it works to try and get some other desperate poor preggo to try it out so you will know if it works!

you're SO HORRIBLE!
10-11-2007 07:20 PM
DoomaYula I SWEAR, I'm going to do it tonight. I'm THAT desperate.

I'll let you all know! (I feel like I should put on a Super Woman cape or something.)
10-11-2007 06:38 PM
durafemina y'all should do what I just did and come back and read this thread again while drinking a nice blueberry/banana/yogurt smoothie.

mmmmmm. . . .
10-11-2007 04:40 PM
seekingtruth I have no idea how much my dh would have... it seriously might be worth finding out bc I am feeling quite desperate to get this baby OUT!!! If anyone tries it, please do let us know if it works!!
10-11-2007 02:15 PM
Pumpkin_Blythe I swear I just threw up in my mouth a little. lol I use to love "going down there" and "finishing him off" till I got with Nick. The man has SO MUCH junk you gag.. a lesson I do NOT want to tell you how I learned. lol So now I do my thing, but there will be no little men in my stomach anytime soon. lol

p.s... a teaspoon? Are you kidding? He has a mouthful and THEN some...There goes that Vomit feeling again.... BLAHHHH
10-11-2007 02:05 PM
mamabearsoblessed just gotta share.... I'm thouroughly enjoying this thread :


10-11-2007 02:03 PM
hetaera
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Originally Posted by YumaDoula View Post
Okay I have to ask...

Um, how MUCH do your dh's make???? Is my dh a freak or something?!?!?! Because, seriously, I'm not going to waste the flavor of a smoothie on an amount so small that I can chug like a shot.

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link! http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/semen.html
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The volume of your ejaculate can vary, depending on how well hydrated you are and how many times you've ejaculated within a short period of time. The average ejaculate measures around a half-teaspoon, though it may reach a little over a teaspoon. During a single sexual experience, the volume of ejaculate is greatest the first time you cum, and less for each subsequent load. "Remember the law of diminishing returns," says Franklin Lowe, M.D., M.P.H., F.A.C.S., associate director of Urology at St. Luke's/Roosevelt Hospital Center in New York, NY.
kekekekekeke!

I would say my husband does about a table spoon, maybe a little less.
I would just get it from the... uh... 'tap' it seems less icky to me that way (I dont know why!?) and just have a big glass of water to drink ready after...

you know... if I were going to... do that... sorta thing...
10-11-2007 01:12 PM
Aeress

and I just gave my girls yogurt for lunch...I was going to have some until I read the smoothie post.

10-11-2007 12:22 PM
mamabearsoblessed
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Originally Posted by YumaDoula View Post
I must be fairly desperate -- at this point, I'm more willing than dh is!

However maybe that's because rather than going there, I just want him to get some in a cup for me...

sorry, I know it's BEYOND tmi at this point!
OMG!!!! But then it cools down and OMG : :Puke :!!!


I used to pretend it was tea... that was what I would repeat in my head while trying to get it down :
10-11-2007 12:16 PM
Hippiemommie OMG Y'all are killing me!
10-11-2007 10:08 AM
2bluefish Well Yuma, it really depends on how long it's been. If we've been on a 2 week dry spell, then there's quite a lot. But if it's only been a day or so, then probably a shot glass would work.
10-11-2007 02:02 AM
durafemina LMAO

a smoothie eh? .. . I know if it has been awhile, there could be a decent enough amount that this wouldn't be such a bad idea
10-11-2007 01:56 AM
DoomaYula Okay I have to ask...

Um, how MUCH do your dh's make???? Is my dh a freak or something?!?!?! Because, seriously, I'm not going to waste the flavor of a smoothie on an amount so small that I can chug like a shot.

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10-11-2007 01:54 AM
tamagotchi I bet you could "hide" a cupful in a smoothie
10-11-2007 01:46 AM
Banana731 up
10-11-2007 01:43 AM
DoomaYula I must be fairly desperate -- at this point, I'm more willing than dh is!

However maybe that's because rather than going there, I just want him to get some in a cup for me...

sorry, I know it's BEYOND tmi at this point!
10-11-2007 01:36 AM
durafemina nevermind the swallowing, the positioning alone when I last tried oral with DP (it was his birthday a few weeks ago) was really uncomfy!

My LMP was Dec 31st and I have short cycles, but like you Yuma, I know I didn't O until the 16th and maybe not until the 20th. We certainly didn't conceive before the 16th because we were in separate cities. . .
10-10-2007 08:35 PM
Noelia430 Repeat after me: My baby will come when she is ready... My baby will come when she is ready.....
I do know how you feel. I went past my EDD with #1 and was so done at that point. Heck, I'm so done at THIS point and I'm only 2 days shy of being 38 weeks!

I don't care how desperate I get, I will not swallow. Not unless I need a reason to throw up.
10-10-2007 06:27 PM
candyapplez I bet yuma never thought this thread would go where it has gone when she wrote it...

lmao
10-10-2007 04:16 PM
kleines No swallowing semen here. Although DH would just LOVE that! This is a great thread!

I can't imagine even being able to bend down "there" to collect any semen at this point. I wonder if you can buy it bottled and mix it with something? milk, perhaps? JK

I hope we all go into labor VERY soon so we aren't resorting to these things! -those of us that WANT labor of course!
10-10-2007 03:43 PM
marlygf oh ladies, we're all very desperate, aren't we!
Yuma, you can have my first due date by O if you'd like. Then you won't be overdue! It's the 17th, so there you go, you have a whole week left! ::

I am so not swallowing anything other than what I'm already swallowing.

I actually mentioned a friend I was doing the EPO, orally and vaginally and that it works like semen. She asked me if I was going to do that orally and vaginally too. Yea, no!
10-10-2007 02:48 PM
Pumpkin_Blythe those early ultrasounds are usual the most accurate. You are just an over due mama :0)
10-10-2007 02:26 PM
Aeress Umm, ewww, no way. I'll help dh out sometimes but no swallowing!
10-10-2007 02:11 PM
kdlizmama This thread is cracking me up. I don't know if I will tell DH about that either. My LMP is December 29th, but I was able to convince my OB to leave my official due date at Oct 13th because I have long cycles, so I'm not really stressing yet, but If I go very far past the 13th it will be tempting to try a new trick
10-10-2007 02:10 PM
2bluefish Really? Is that true? So this nauseated feeling I'm getting every time I eat or think of eating is a good thing? ETA: Refering to what Mitt. wrote
10-10-2007 02:09 PM
aylaanne This thread is hilarious. I'm only 37 weeks today, and I'm likely to go at least 11 days overdue, so y'all will all have babies and won't be posting by the time I go into labor. I don't want to hear it. :
10-10-2007 01:49 PM
mittendrin
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Originally Posted by seekingtruth View Post
YumaDoula, you crack me up! I thought for sure yesterday was your day since I didn't know any posts from you. We have the same due date and still no baby here, either, but that's not why I'm writing! I got an email from a good friend yesterday who found that swallowing semen has 10x the oxytocin than sex; do it every two hours. She has the proof it works: She went into hard labor 15 minutes following the second fallatio session with her 1st dc- a week early! Then she forgot about it with her 2nd dc, who was at that point a week late, and did it again, this time twice in a short period of time, and went right into labor as well. Sooooo, if you're really wanting to get your baby out, perhaps this is a good fit for you!
Considering that almost all 1st trimester symptoms come back before delivery incl MS, I politely decline. And will not tell dh about this and will have to think happy thoughts now and eat a cracker....
10-10-2007 12:53 PM
DoomaYula Yeah I've read about swallowing also... my midwife said a MAN must have come up with that theory!

It's ALMOST tempting. Blech. Maybe not.
10-10-2007 12:33 PM
IfMamaAintHappy im with ya. Jan 1 is my lmp too. Im freaking out.
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