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|10-12-2007 01:01 AM|
|10-11-2007 07:22 PM|
you're SO HORRIBLE!
|10-11-2007 07:20 PM|
I SWEAR, I'm going to do it tonight. I'm THAT desperate.
I'll let you all know! (I feel like I should put on a Super Woman cape or something.)
|10-11-2007 06:38 PM|
y'all should do what I just did and come back and read this thread again while drinking a nice blueberry/banana/yogurt smoothie.
mmmmmm. . . .
|10-11-2007 04:40 PM|
|seekingtruth||I have no idea how much my dh would have... it seriously might be worth finding out bc I am feeling quite desperate to get this baby OUT!!! If anyone tries it, please do let us know if it works!!|
|10-11-2007 02:15 PM|
I swear I just threw up in my mouth a little. lol I use to love "going down there" and "finishing him off" till I got with Nick. The man has SO MUCH junk you gag.. a lesson I do NOT want to tell you how I learned. lol So now I do my thing, but there will be no little men in my stomach anytime soon. lol
p.s... a teaspoon? Are you kidding? He has a mouthful and THEN some...There goes that Vomit feeling again.... BLAHHHH
|10-11-2007 02:05 PM|
just gotta share.... I'm thouroughly enjoying this thread :
|10-11-2007 02:03 PM|
I would say my husband does about a table spoon, maybe a little less.
I would just get it from the... uh... 'tap' it seems less icky to me that way (I dont know why!?) and just have a big glass of water to drink ready after...
you know... if I were going to... do that... sorta thing...
|10-11-2007 01:12 PM|
and I just gave my girls yogurt for lunch...I was going to have some until I read the smoothie post.
|10-11-2007 12:22 PM|
I used to pretend it was tea... that was what I would repeat in my head while trying to get it down :
|10-11-2007 12:16 PM|
|Hippiemommie||OMG Y'all are killing me!|
|10-11-2007 10:08 AM|
|2bluefish||Well Yuma, it really depends on how long it's been. If we've been on a 2 week dry spell, then there's quite a lot. But if it's only been a day or so, then probably a shot glass would work.|
|10-11-2007 02:02 AM|
a smoothie eh? .. . I know if it has been awhile, there could be a decent enough amount that this wouldn't be such a bad idea
|10-11-2007 01:56 AM|
Okay I have to ask...
Um, how MUCH do your dh's make???? Is my dh a freak or something?!?!?! Because, seriously, I'm not going to waste the flavor of a smoothie on an amount so small that I can chug like a shot.
|10-11-2007 01:54 AM|
|tamagotchi||I bet you could "hide" a cupful in a smoothie|
|10-11-2007 01:46 AM|
|10-11-2007 01:43 AM|
I must be fairly desperate -- at this point, I'm more willing than dh is!
However maybe that's because rather than going there, I just want him to get some in a cup for me...
sorry, I know it's BEYOND tmi at this point!
|10-11-2007 01:36 AM|
nevermind the swallowing, the positioning alone when I last tried oral with DP (it was his birthday a few weeks ago) was really uncomfy!
My LMP was Dec 31st and I have short cycles, but like you Yuma, I know I didn't O until the 16th and maybe not until the 20th. We certainly didn't conceive before the 16th because we were in separate cities. . .
|10-10-2007 08:35 PM|
Repeat after me: My baby will come when she is ready... My baby will come when she is ready.....
I do know how you feel. I went past my EDD with #1 and was so done at that point. Heck, I'm so done at THIS point and I'm only 2 days shy of being 38 weeks!
I don't care how desperate I get, I will not swallow. Not unless I need a reason to throw up.
|10-10-2007 06:27 PM|
I bet yuma never thought this thread would go where it has gone when she wrote it...
|10-10-2007 04:16 PM|
No swallowing semen here. Although DH would just LOVE that! This is a great thread!
I can't imagine even being able to bend down "there" to collect any semen at this point. I wonder if you can buy it bottled and mix it with something? milk, perhaps? JK
I hope we all go into labor VERY soon so we aren't resorting to these things! -those of us that WANT labor of course!
|10-10-2007 03:43 PM|
oh ladies, we're all very desperate, aren't we!
Yuma, you can have my first due date by O if you'd like. Then you won't be overdue! It's the 17th, so there you go, you have a whole week left! ::
I am so not swallowing anything other than what I'm already swallowing.
I actually mentioned a friend I was doing the EPO, orally and vaginally and that it works like semen. She asked me if I was going to do that orally and vaginally too. Yea, no!
|10-10-2007 02:48 PM|
|Pumpkin_Blythe||those early ultrasounds are usual the most accurate. You are just an over due mama :0)|
|10-10-2007 02:26 PM|
|Aeress||Umm, ewww, no way. I'll help dh out sometimes but no swallowing!|
|10-10-2007 02:11 PM|
|kdlizmama||This thread is cracking me up. I don't know if I will tell DH about that either. My LMP is December 29th, but I was able to convince my OB to leave my official due date at Oct 13th because I have long cycles, so I'm not really stressing yet, but If I go very far past the 13th it will be tempting to try a new trick|
|10-10-2007 02:10 PM|
|2bluefish||Really? Is that true? So this nauseated feeling I'm getting every time I eat or think of eating is a good thing? ETA: Refering to what Mitt. wrote|
|10-10-2007 02:09 PM|
|aylaanne||This thread is hilarious. I'm only 37 weeks today, and I'm likely to go at least 11 days overdue, so y'all will all have babies and won't be posting by the time I go into labor. I don't want to hear it. :|
|10-10-2007 01:49 PM|
|10-10-2007 12:53 PM|
Yeah I've read about swallowing also... my midwife said a MAN must have come up with that theory!
It's ALMOST tempting. Blech. Maybe not.
|10-10-2007 12:33 PM|
|IfMamaAintHappy||im with ya. Jan 1 is my lmp too. Im freaking out.|
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