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01-20-2014 08:14 PM
crazyms

:laugh:laugh

12-11-2013 10:56 PM
Mama505
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Originally Posted by QueenOfTheMeadow View Post
 

Heehee!  I read this and thought of this thread and had no choice but to resurrect it! 


I also just read this, and it reminded me of this thread too!

12-11-2013 05:10 PM
dalia I'm so crunchy, my wedding dress was made entirely out of recycled toilet paper.
12-11-2013 03:29 PM
QueenOfTheMeadow

Heehee!  I read this and thought of this thread and had no choice but to resurrect it! 

07-22-2013 08:17 PM
kblackstone444
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

I'm so crunchy that nomatter what I eat, I poop pure granola.

 

OMG, I just spit water all over my keyboard!

07-20-2013 12:19 AM
Mama505

Thank you thank you thank you for the laughs ladies!  joy.gif

07-16-2013 06:30 PM
SweetSilver
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

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Originally Posted by SweetSilver View Post

That takes the (sprouted, grain-free, naturally sweetened, and fermented) cake!  Tears.  I am drying tears from my face right now, thanks to your post.

biglaugh.gif

Don't you dare dry those tears!!! If you don't stand over your rainwater barrel while you cry then you are just being wasteful! ;-P

I could let the tears evaporate, then I could harvest the salt and finally have locally produced salt!!  (I haven't had salt in years because it isn't grown within 5 miles of my house-- the limits of a day's round trip journey on my grass-fed pony*).  My naturopath (who lives within walking distance) suggested I increase my salt intake.  Perfect!

 

* My pony greets me each morning as I rise and tosses her head in such a way that says "I would love more than anything that you ride on my back!  I adore the exercise!"  And I oblige.  She will take neither bit nor harness, and she is free to wander where she will.  But she will happily carry me if I need her to.

07-15-2013 10:57 PM
Dela

I'm so crunchy that I built a horse barn out of horse manure and straw. And I use horse manure to heat it.

07-15-2013 10:20 PM
dalia
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Originally Posted by SweetSilver View Post

That takes the (sprouted, grain-free, naturally sweetened, and fermented) cake!  Tears.  I am drying tears from my face right now, thanks to your post.

biglaugh.gif

Don't you dare dry those tears!!! If you don't stand over your rainwater barrel while you cry then you are just being wasteful! ;-P
07-15-2013 08:17 PM
SweetSilver
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

I'm so crunchy that I use the methane from my own farts to power electricity for my yurt.

Black beans. Lots and lots of black beans. (fair trade)

That takes the (sprouted, grain-free, naturally sweetened, and fermented) cake!  Tears.  I am drying tears from my face right now, thanks to your post.

 

biglaugh.gif

07-15-2013 07:46 PM
PrimordialMind OMG stop it, dalia!! You're cracking me up! biglaugh.giflol.gif
07-15-2013 06:34 PM
dalia I'm so crunchy that I use the methane from my own farts to power electricity for my yurt.

Black beans. Lots and lots of black beans. (fair trade)
07-15-2013 05:20 PM
PrimordialMind
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

I'm so crunchy that nomatter what I eat, I poop pure granola.

hahaha, this one is perfect and seems so obvious for this thread! lol.gif

I'm so crunchy that i say Namaste to every person i pass on the street and hand out packets of trail mix that includes granola, goji berries, chia seeds, dried seaweed and LOVE.
07-15-2013 04:58 PM
dalia I'm so crunchy that nomatter what I eat, I poop pure granola.
07-15-2013 07:16 AM
mamarhu

I am so crunchy that I have taught myself to photosynthesize. I get my nutrition directly from the sunlight, so never need to exploit the plants or animals of the earth. And I produce my own oxygen. My skin is a lovely green hue.
 

07-14-2013 07:14 PM
PrimordialMind
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

Hippie, please! I was doing salutations when the sun was just a nebulous.

"Hippie, please!" made me laugh biglaugh.gif
07-14-2013 04:04 PM
dalia
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Originally Posted by PrimordialMind View Post

Yes and depending on how many selfless acts it has commited, this will determine what form it will change into.

I am so crunchy that i start my mornings with 20 invigorating sun salutations, giving gratitude towards the sun for the life it provides then i make my kale, lemon, carrot, beet juice and plan my crunchy day.

Hippie, please! I was doing salutations when the sun was just a nebulous.
07-14-2013 03:40 PM
PrimordialMind
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

It's not gone. A thread can never die. It just changes form. Namaste.

Yes and depending on how many selfless acts it has commited, this will determine what form it will change into.

I am so crunchy that i start my mornings with 20 invigorating sun salutations, giving gratitude towards the sun for the life it provides then i make my kale, lemon, carrot, beet juice and plan my crunchy day.
07-14-2013 08:26 AM
dalia
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Originally Posted by inconditus View Post

aaaannnnddd it's gone.... It's just gone. 

It's not gone. A thread can never die. It just changes form. Namaste.
07-14-2013 08:21 AM
inconditus

aaaannnnddd it's gone.... It's just gone. 

07-10-2013 06:40 AM
inconditus

I'm so crunchy I can take my sweet time eating granola because it never gets soggy when mixed with my free range-sustainably farmed-grass and granola fed breastmilk to make cereal.

07-09-2013 05:55 PM
erigeron
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Originally Posted by rachelsmama View Post

 

I bow to you.  So far I'm only crunchy enough for my sweat to smell like maple syrup.  winky.gif

Bah, all you need to do that is fenugreek. 

07-09-2013 05:54 PM
PrimordialMind
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

I'm so crunchy I slept through my unassisted birth and had a multi-orgasmic dream.

lol.gifbiglaugh.giflol.gif
07-09-2013 03:55 PM
dalia I'm so crunchy I slept through my unassisted birth and had a multi-orgasmic dream.
07-09-2013 02:41 PM
journeymom

Pressed and formed used toilet paper!

 

Ewwwwww!!  sick.gif

07-09-2013 10:18 AM
dalia Earwax candles....
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
07-09-2013 09:57 AM
myrrhmaid

We're so crunchy we.. have gathered earwax candles to light our handwoven teepee that's made from old vcr tape that we've upcycled for our vacation home away from home (it's right next door to our old teepee made from upcycled pressed and formed used tp).

 

Thanks for the laughs (and some ideas that makes one go hmmm..).

07-09-2013 06:00 AM
rachelsmama
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Originally Posted by PrimordialMind View Post

I'm so crunchy my sweat smells like kale and kombucha.

 

I bow to you.  So far I'm only crunchy enough for my sweat to smell like maple syrup.  winky.gif

07-08-2013 05:56 PM
dalia I'm so crunchy that instead of telling "yo' mama" jokes, I tell "Your Divine Mother of Earth and Light" jokes.

Example: "Your Divine Mother of Earth and Light is so spiritual, she is certified to teach five different types of yoga!" *entire drum circle of women laugh hysterically*
07-08-2013 04:45 PM
PrimordialMind
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

I'm so crunchy that when my naturopath suggested I give my child a synthetic multivitamin I was arrested for assault.

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