Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 2 - Mothering Forums

Reply
 
Thread Tools
#31 of 1059 Old 02-07-2004, 09:26 PM
 
ShabbyChic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,761
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
PLEASE DON'T STAND ON THE CHAIR WHILE YOU ARE EATING. PLEASE SIT DOWN. PLEASE, YOU ARE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF. PLEASE SIT DOWN. WATCH YOUR DRINK...IT'S GOING TO SPILL. SIT DOWN. ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH. PLEASE STAND OVER THERE WHILE MOMMY MOPS THE F%^&ING FLOOR FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY FROM SPILT JUICE.
ShabbyChic is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
#32 of 1059 Old 02-08-2004, 12:16 AM
 
kaya3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: NE IL
Posts: 194
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOODDDDDD PLEASE STOP TRYING TO MAKE YOUR BROTHER LAY DOWN. PLEASE STOP PULLING ON YOUR BROTHER'S ARM. OH MY GOD YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT THAT FREAKIN TOY UNTILL YOUR BROTHERLOOKED AT IT. CAN'T YOU GET ALONG WITHOUT ARGUING FOR THE 2 MINUTES IT TAKES ME TO PEEEEE? I DON'T EVEN CLOSE THE DOOR. WHY CAN'T I CLOSE THE DOOR WHENI PEE? I JUST WANT TO CLOSE THE DOOR!
ooohhh, i feel much better now!
thanks
krista
kaya3 is offline  
#33 of 1059 Old 02-08-2004, 12:24 AM - Thread Starter
 
Bladestar5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: the warm land of sand
Posts: 1,357
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
YOU LITTLE MONSTER. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SLEEP? I AM GOING TO FALL ASLEEP FOR GOODNESS SAKES. IF YOU AND THE DOG NEXT DOOR WOULD STOP MAKING NOISE I COULD SLEEP....AND TO THE BABY...STOP HITTING ME WHEN I SLEEP. I AM MAMA, MOMMY, MOM, NOT DADDY, NOT DADDY, NOOOOOOOOOT DADDDDDDDDDY!!!!
Bladestar5 is offline  
 
#34 of 1059 Old 02-08-2004, 01:32 AM
 
steph's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: chasing the ever changing butterfly
Posts: 1,963
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)


OMG you ladies are killing me!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!!

I swear I could take every post and just change the noun and it's something I would love to say to dd!!!! I'm to full of endorphins from laughing to write my current rant..... maybe tomarrow....

keep up the good work, and thank you all for the comic relief!!!
steph is offline  
#35 of 1059 Old 02-08-2004, 02:18 AM
 
redhookmom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 104
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
NOOOOOO MORE [email protected]#$% YOUGURT!!!!
redhookmom is offline  
#36 of 1059 Old 02-08-2004, 02:37 AM
 
Trishy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: BFE, Kentucky
Posts: 11,527
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
From earlier tonight:

Billy, my mouth is full, no more popcorn can fit in there. Billy, thank you for feeding me popcorn, I'm all done. No thank you, Billy. Billy, I don't want anymore. BILLY, QUIT SHOVING POPCORN IN MY MOUTH! BILLY DON't DO THAT! BILLY, I DON'T WANT TO EAT POPCORN AFTER YOU SHAKE MILK ALL OVER IT! I KNOW IT'S WET, I JUST SAW YOU SHAKE MILK ALL OCER IT AND TOLD YOU TO STOP! YOU KNOW NOT TO SHAKE DRINKS ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM THE FIVE MILLION OTHER TIMES I HAVE ASKED YOU NOT TO IN THE PAST TWO DAYS!

And:

DON'T WIPE YOUR SNOT ON MY SHIRT! YOU HAVE ASKED FOR FORTY PAPER TOWELS TODAY AND THE ONLY TIME THAT THE ENVIORNMENTALLY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE LOOKS LIKE A GOOD CHOICE IS WHEN I AM WEARING IT? WHAT KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?!
Trishy is offline  
#37 of 1059 Old 02-08-2004, 03:28 AM
 
charmarty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: desperately seeking SPELLCHECK!!
Posts: 4,595
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
T

Trish, IRL I know of a mama who uses only cut up old t-shirts for kleenex.She just cuts them up like real kleenex size and washes them after each use.She says its wayyy cheaper and enviro friendly!Makes sense cuz my dd uses my shirt all the time too:LOL



Guys this thread is great!!!!!!!!!
charmarty is offline  
#38 of 1059 Old 02-08-2004, 07:58 PM
 
Mizelenius's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Lalaland
Posts: 6,938
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
I don't feel like yelling this right now (DD just finished nursing and has run off to DH ) but I'd like to say two things:

PLEASE, PLEASE PLAY by YOURSELF for FIVE minutes. FIVE minutes. That's all I'm asking . . . NO, you don't need to nurse or watch TV . . .you REALLY are capable of entertaining yourself for FIVE minues. (I especially wanted to yell this after Christmas-- even with new toys she wanted to nurse constantly!)

and

GO TO SLEEP. I'll give you $50 if you go to sleep! Note: In a moment that I lost it a few weeks ago, I really did yell the go to sleep part (several times) but I've been known to offer her the $50 as a way of saving my sanity . . . the humor helps. She's never accepted, though!

 2/02, 4/05, 2/07, 11/09, and EDD 12/25/11 wave.gif

 

 

Mizelenius is offline  
#39 of 1059 Old 02-09-2004, 02:17 PM
 
phathui5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Oregon
Posts: 17,022
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
Get out of the fridge. If you want something, I'll get it but get the hell out of the fridge. And stop whining. Stop! Just be quiet. FINE. DON"T BE QUIET. JUST STOP WHINING.

No, I can't nurse you right now. You sister is sleeping on my lap and you're being too loud for me to put her down. So stop, please stop whining.

Midwife (CPM, LDM) and homeschooling mama to:
14yo ds
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
  11yo dd
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
 9yo ds and 7yo ds
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
and 2yo ds 
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
 
phathui5 is offline  
#40 of 1059 Old 02-09-2004, 02:23 PM
 
ShabbyChic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,761
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
PLEASE STAY OUT OF MY CLOSET. PLEASE STAY OUT OF MY DRAWERS. PLEASE GET OUT OF MY POCKETBOOK. PLEASE LEAVE MY JEWELRY BOX ALONE. PLEASE STAY OUT OF MY MAKE-UP. PLEASE GIVE ME MY WATCH BACK. PLEASE COME OUT FROM UNDER MY BED. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST STAY OUT OF MY S*&T!!!
ShabbyChic is offline  
#41 of 1059 Old 02-09-2004, 04:32 PM
 
feebeeglee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 2,687
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
DON'T. TOUCH. THE. BOOKS. ON. MY. SHELF! These are your books, we take them down one at a ti... NO DON'T PULL THEM ALL OFF THE SHELF! NO DON'T STAND ON THEM! YOU HELP ME PUT THESE BOOKS BACK RIGHT NOW! NO IT IS NOT FUNNY, G*DDAMNIT! AAAAAARGH!
feebeeglee is offline  
#42 of 1059 Old 02-09-2004, 06:00 PM
 
Kinipela79's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Olympia, Washington
Posts: 973
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Here is a common conversation between my five year old and me...

"Can Mackenzie come over and play?" (4th or 5th time asking this)
"Trevor, what does NO mean?"
"But MOMMY wait, I want to tell you something...If you let Mackenzie come over, I'll let you have a friend over too"
"Trevor, I said NO. No means NO!"
"No mommy wait. I just need to tell you this...if you let -"
"TREVOR I said NO!! Now stop it!!"
"Okay mommy...but MAYBE Mackenzie can come over okay? You think about it...just think about it."
"TREVOR I ALREADY SAID NO!!!!"

At this point what I would LIKE to say to him is "MY GOD MY EARS ARE GOING TO START BLEEDING IF YOU KEEP WHINING AT ME!!!!! I FEEL LIKE LITTLE WORMS ARE EATING THEIR WAY THROUGH MY BRAIN!!!! YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY...WHEN MOMMY ENDS UP AT THE FUNNY FARM IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT YOU LITTLE TWERP. I'M WALKING A REAL FINE LINE BETWEEN SANITY AND INSANITY AND YOU ARE GONNA PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE!!!!

But I don't...so I am saying it here!! :LOL Oy, kids!
Kinipela79 is offline  
#43 of 1059 Old 02-09-2004, 06:26 PM
 
*Erin*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: in a magnolia tree
Posts: 2,389
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
PLEASE SLEEP LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN AND STOP WAKING UP 58575909 TIMES A NIGHT I CAN"T STAND IT WHEN I HAVE TO NURSE YOU BACK TO SLEEP EVERY HOUR YOU ARE A YEAR AND A HALF OLD, YOU. KNOW. THE. DEAL!!!! SLEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

OMG MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE IF YOU DONT STOP PUSHING THE TV BUTTONS AND I WIll imPLODE IF YOU DONT STOP WHINING FOR MI MIS EVERY FIVE SECONDS JUST BECAUSE IM SITTING DOWN

AND IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO LET ME BRush YOUR TEETH ONE DECENT TIME A DAY WITHOUT FREAKING OUT

AND WHY WHY WHY DO YOU KEEP GRABBING STUFF OFF THE DESK/TABLE/SHELF/HAMPER AND HURLING IT IN THE FLOOR YOU SEE ME PICK IT UP< YOU KNOW IT DOESNT GO THERE WHY? IM SICK OF SAYING MAYA PLEASE LEAVE THAT THERE< PUT THAT DOWN DONT STAND UP ON THAT

ALSO LET ME WIPE YOUR NOSE WITHOUT RUNNING AWAY ALSO< STOP PINCHING MY BREASTS AND ALSO STOP TRYING TO NURSE STANDING ON YOUR HEAD IT HURTS ME AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT BUCK, FLAIL, AND FLOP ABOUT WITH POOP ON YOUR BUTT ITS SO GROOOOOOOSSS PLEASE BE STILL JUST LET ME CHANGE A POOP DIAPER WITH MINIMAL HYSTERIA JUST ONCE

PLEASE OMG STOP PULLING MY BOOKS DOWN< YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE BOOKCASE FULL OF YOUR BOOKS< WHY MUST YOU DESTROY MINE NO WAIT OMG I DIDNT MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD PULL OFF ALLLLLL OF YOURS AND PUT THEM INTO A PILE IN THE FLOOR THAT YOU CAN THEN STEP ON AND SLIDE AROUND AND FALL ON COMING PERILOULY CLOSE TO BASHING YOUR HEAD ON THE BOOKCASES OH LORD PLEASE STOP DESTRoYING THE APT> AND PLEASE HANG OUT WITH DADDY FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES WITHOUT FREAKING OUT HE LOVES YOU AND I NEED A BREAK> GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG G*DDAMNIT$&TW)ET(*EUTGLKSDNG:$R{&GY_X&Y_(


ahhhh.

lmao....

Erin, 33, salty southern mama, sitting by the sea with my DH35, DD10, DS4, &DD2!
*Erin* is offline  
#44 of 1059 Old 02-09-2004, 07:52 PM
 
ParkersMama's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Florida
Posts: 161
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
STOP trying to pull me over to the couch to nurse when I've already said not right now. I KNOW you bumped you head, and I kissed it, hugged you, and made sure you are alright. I love you - love you - love you .... but give me ONE FREAKING MINUTE TO MYSELF BEFORE I SCREAM AT THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ParkersMama is offline  
#45 of 1059 Old 02-10-2004, 04:57 PM
 
Organique Gal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 344
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
STOP SCREECHING LIKE A BANSHEE EVERY SINGLE TIME I PUT YOU DOWN. YOU'RE 5 MONTHS OLD, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, CAN'T YOU PLAY IN YOUR EXER-SAUCER FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS WITHOUT DEMANDING MY FULL UNDIVIDED ATTENTION? THAT SCREECHING IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE... FOR GOD'S SAKE I HOLD YOU, SING TO YOU, GIVE YOU MILKIES, GET UP A GAZILLION TIMES IN THE NIGHT FOR YOU. I'VE PLAYED SUPER BABY, PAT A CAKE, PEEK A BOO, ITSY BITSY, THIS LITTLE PIG, SANG EVERY SONG I KNOW, AND YOU STILL AREN'T SATISFIED. STOP SCREECHING. I HATE THAT SOUND. HAPPY COOING NOISES!! NOW!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SCREECHING... EITHER CRY OR BE HAPPY, BUT NO MORE SCREECHING!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHKKKKK

omg, I so needed to do that... whoever thought this up is a genius, I haven't laughed so hard in months!

April, mom of the screecher
Organique Gal is offline  
#46 of 1059 Old 02-10-2004, 05:08 PM
Banned
 
plum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 3,029
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
you mamas are too funny! i fear what she will be like when she's older.

i just don't want to be pinched anymore. she pinches the skin on the back of my hands and it hurts. i'm covered with tiny nail marks.
plum is offline  
#47 of 1059 Old 02-10-2004, 05:17 PM
 
Carol_momof3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Crazy Kid Land
Posts: 36
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
WHAT PART OF "DO NOT DO THAT" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND??????? I'VE TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME AGAIN NOT TO CLIMB ON MY FURNITURE, DISTURB THE BABY WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING, YELL, RUN IN THE HOUSE, ETC, AND YET WHATEVER IS I SAY NOT TO DO, YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT DRIVE MOMMY CRAZY DAY??????????? AND SPEAKING OF THE BABY, WHY WON'T YOU NAP FOR MORE THAN 5 FRICKIN MINUTES AT A TIME DURING THE DAY???? I UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER ARE VERY INTERESTING AND THAT YOU'D RATHER BE WATCHING THEM THAN SLEEPING, BUT WHEN YOU GET SO TIRED YOU'RE SCREAMING, THE CUTENESS FACTOR IS GONE. JUST SHUT UP AND SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There, all better now
Carol_momof3 is offline  
#48 of 1059 Old 02-10-2004, 10:59 PM
 
Dragonfly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: On the Brink
Posts: 6,550
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DO
NOT
POUR
WATER
ON
THE
COUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!

AND FOR CHRISSAKES, CAN WE JUST BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITHOUT TURNING IT INTO A 1/2 HOUR PRODUCTION???
Dragonfly is offline  
#49 of 1059 Old 02-10-2004, 11:16 PM
 
coleslaw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: finding my way
Posts: 1,981
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
STOP SCREAMING AT THE CATS!

STOP TAKING OUT YOUR FRUSTRATIONS ON YOUR FRIEND'S BABY BROTHER!

NO I WILL NOT BUY YOU SOMETHING IN THIS STORE! I BOUGHT YOU SOMETHING AT THE LAST STORE YOU GREEDY LITTLE GIRL! NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST!

STOP SCREAMING AT THE CATS!

AND JUST. GO. TO. SLEEP. AND STAY ASLEEP. YOU ARE THREE YEARS OLD. I WOULD GIVE MY RIGHT ARM FOR A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP. I LOVE TO SLEEP!! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE TO SLEEP?! AND WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP NEXT TO YOUR FATHER JUST ONE NIGHT? OR EVEN BETTER SLEEP WITHOUT BEING KICKED IN THE HEAD, RIBS, BACK?

STOP SCREAMING AT THE CATS!!!!
coleslaw is offline  
#50 of 1059 Old 02-11-2004, 03:44 AM
 
scoutycat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 539
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
1)
dd: NO! (frowning, hits drink away, turns away)
me: Ok *shrug*
dd: *whimper, whimper* (reaches for drink like a person dying of thirst)
me: Ok, here
dd: NO! (frowns, hits, turns - repeat)

Me, in head: WOULD YOU JUST MAKE UP YOUR FREAKING MIND?!?!?!?!? AAARRRGGHHH!!!

2) DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A TANTRUM EVERYTIME WE CHANGE ACTIVITIES??!!???!!?! AAAARRGGHHHH!
scoutycat is offline  
#51 of 1059 Old 02-11-2004, 10:25 AM
 
Dragonfly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: On the Brink
Posts: 6,550
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally posted by mamapenelope
GO OUTSIDE. TAKE SLEEPING BAGS.
Dragonfly is offline  
#52 of 1059 Old 02-11-2004, 02:31 PM
 
Kinipela79's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Olympia, Washington
Posts: 973
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
TELL ME WHAT'S SO FREAKING GREAT ABOUT THE RIGHT BOOB TODAY? IS IT MAKING WHITE RUSSIANS INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT MILK?

:
Kinipela79 is offline  
#53 of 1059 Old 02-11-2004, 04:53 PM
 
mama2many's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: chicagoland
Posts: 8
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)


Okay, better late than never!!! (Although I already blew a gasket earlier today : )

IF YOU GUYS DON'T KNOCK OFF THE INSULTING LANGUAGE, GET ALONG AND PLAY NICELY TOGETHER I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND!!!! (I've got 2 home with the chickenpox and my others are too little for school. So EVERYONE's home all week!!!!)

Can't forget the LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE WHEN HE IS NAPPING!! GO PLAY IN THE FAMILY ROOM!! THAT''S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR!!DUH!!!

Okay, I'm feeling better! Thanks for the outlet!!
mama2many is offline  
#54 of 1059 Old 02-11-2004, 07:06 PM
 
brusselsprout's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: inside outside upside down
Posts: 397
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
NO! You cannot have speghetti for three meals a day, you may be threatening a hunger strike, but you will eat if you are hungry. You already ate speghetti today, I will not feed it to you again. There are ten other things you like to eat in the fridge right now. PICK ONE OF THEM! And NO, you can not have popsicles and donuts instead. And stop chanting speghetti over and over and over again. Good grief!

And while we are at it. Will you please stop lounging around the house all day watching me pick up after you? When I ask you nicely to help will you please help me? PLEASE??? All I am asking for is a little help, I am not asking for you to do it on your own. I am not expecting miracles, just a little frickin' HELP!
brusselsprout is offline  
#55 of 1059 Old 02-12-2004, 12:13 AM
 
grumo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Portland OR
Posts: 768
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
ARE YOU POOPPING AGAIN?!!!! I'VE ALREADY CHANGED YOUR DIAPER TWICE TODAY. WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL DADDY LEFT TO POOP FOR THE THIRD TIME? YOU COULDN'T WAIT ANOTHER HALF HOUR 'TIL HE GOT BACK! I SHOULD JUST PRETEND I DON'T KNOW YOU POOPED....HEY GET BACK HERE DON'T RUN AWAY WE NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPER. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SQUIRMING EITHER.

(hey i didn't know you could yell in bold!)
grumo is offline  
#56 of 1059 Old 02-12-2004, 01:05 AM
 
Kinipela79's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Olympia, Washington
Posts: 973
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
I JUST SPENT GOD KNOWS HOW LONG TAPING LITTLE TISSUE PAPER FLOWERS TO YOUR STUPID CROWN FOR YOUR STUPID PARTY AT SCHOOL TOMORROW AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU DON'T LIKE THEM BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A COOK??? HOW MANY COOKS HAVE PAPER FLOWER THINGS ON A CROWN??? I SURE DON'T KNOW OF ANY!!!! YOU WANT THEM ALL OFF????? YOU WANT THEM ALL OFF?!?!?!?!?! FINE! THERE!! THEY ARE ALL OFF! THANKS FOR MAKING ME DO ALL THE WORK FOR NOTHING !!!!!
Kinipela79 is offline  
#57 of 1059 Old 02-12-2004, 01:14 AM
Banned
 
plum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 3,029
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
kinipela, i know you're angry but still.

:
plum is offline  
#58 of 1059 Old 02-12-2004, 01:29 AM
 
joyfulheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: the beautiful Pacific Northwest
Posts: 1,066
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
IF YOU PLAY WITH YOUR F**KING HOTWHEEL CARS IN THE TOILET ONE MORE TIME TODAY, I AM GOING TO GET YOUR RIP-OFF EXPENSIVE GOGGLES AND SEND YOU SWIMMING IN THERE! YES, I KNOW THE DAMN DOG PLAYS IN THE TOILET WATER, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOUR LAZY ASS FATHER WON'T FILL UP HER WATER BOWL.

GO...TO....SLEEEEEPPPPP!!!!! STOP JUMPING ON THE BED BOYS. I'M GOING TO THROW-UP! GET YOUR CARS AND TRUCKS OFF THE BED AND GO TO SLEEP. NO YOU MAY NOT SLEEP WITH JUST ONE, BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF WAKING UP WITH A HOTWHEEL UP MY ASS!

NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE A TURN WITH THE POWER HOSE. LET MOM FINISH SPRAYING THE DRIVEWAY. NO, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY FIREMAN WITH THE HOSE. YOU ARE NOT ON FIRE. IF I SQUIRT YOU WITH THIS I WILL BLAST YOU INTO THE NEXT TIME ZONE, WHICH IS TEMPTING AT THIS MOMENT. GIVE ME BACK THE POWER HOSE...OKAY, GREAT NOW YOU JUST BLASTED ALL OF THE LEAVES OFF THE PLANT. WELL I DON'T THINK IT LOOKS PRETTIER THAT WAY...

Ahhhhhhhh....thanks. You know it's not good to keep it all inside!
joyfulheart is offline  
#59 of 1059 Old 02-12-2004, 01:33 AM
 
Kinipela79's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Olympia, Washington
Posts: 973
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Plum -

You laugh at me but I actually cried. :LOL
Kinipela79 is offline  
#60 of 1059 Old 02-12-2004, 01:48 AM
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 803
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally posted by grumo
ARE YOU POOPPING AGAIN?!!!! I'VE ALREADY CHANGED YOUR DIAPER TWICE TODAY. WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL DADDY LEFT TO POOP FOR THE THIRD TIME? YOU COULDN'T WAIT ANOTHER HALF HOUR 'TIL HE GOT BACK! I SHOULD JUST PRETEND I DON'T KNOW YOU POOPED....HEY GET BACK HERE DON'T RUN AWAY WE NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPER. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SQUIRMING EITHER.
:LOL This is my exactly the conversation I'd have with my dd six months ago with the additional..

HOW DID THE POOP GET ALL THE WAY UP THERE???!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME BEFORE I PICKED YOU UP!!!! ITS EVERYWHERE!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!! DID YOUR MASSIVE CLOTH DIAPER CATCH ANY OF IT???? QUIT SMILING LIKE YOU PLANNED THIS!!! WHY, OH WHY CAN'T YOU DO THIS WHEN YOUR FATHER IS HOME, HE NEVER BELIEVES ME!!!

I do apologize if this is too graphic for some of you, probably not many though beings we're pretty much immune to all that fun kid stuff by now!! :LOL

E & K (13yrs)
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
and our flock of 6!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


"Hey little one, why don't you go get cleaned up, you look like a country bumkin."
"Mum, I am a country bumkin"
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
BumkinsMum is offline  
Reply

Tags
Gentle Discipline


User Tag List

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Online Users: 2,004

10 members and 1,994 guests
91mj , barnetta , Deborah , idler , KerriB , lauritagoddess , PrayerOFChrist , Realdeal , RhiannonRain , rs3gold55
Most users ever online was 21,860, 06-22-2018 at 08:45 PM.