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The Twelve Steps of Diaperholic Anonymous

1.We admitted we were victims of the fluff oneline seduced by cute patterns and soft cuddly fabrics, and addorable babies to model them on--that we had become stalkers consumers of the fluff whose addorable fabrics, trimness and patterns we could no longer control. We admitted we are not free but enslaved and powerless in this situation.
2.We came to believe that enough adorable fluff could restore a balance in ourselves, and between the human and the natural environment.
3.We made a decision to build up our will to create personal and social change, and to transform our lives and the lives of all fluffyless around us.
4.We made a searching and fearless inventory of the impacts of our fluffy cloth diaper addiction.
5.We admitted to ourselves, and to another human being, the exact nature of our wrongs and the wrongs committed in the name of hyenna stalking on behalf of the fluffy diaper cloth diapering world.
6.We were entirely ready to overcome all the obstacles--rude anti fluff comments, lack of credit cards or paypal funds, lack of supportive friends or family, no instock items, misguided sizing charts, etc.--standing in the way of ultimate fluffy happiness.
7.We humbly asked Those WHAMS In Power to remove any remaining obstacles, and when and where this failed, we took time away from oneline shopping.
8.We made a list of all fluffy bought beings past, present and future our addiction had cost, and became willing to make trades to regain some cost.
9.We made direct amends to DH for depleating the paypal accounts or hiding credit card statements.
10.We continued to take inventory of our ongoing progress and impacts, and when our behaviour caused unnecessary fluffy buying, we promptly admitted it and took action to sell something to midagate the problem.
11.We sought through spontaneous on line questioning to improve our contact with WHAMS and fluffy bargins, In order to find where fluff cn be bought
12.Having had a personal awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other diaperholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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6. We were entirely ready to overcome all the obstacles--rude anti fluff comments, lack of credit cards or paypal funds, lack of supportive friends or family, no instock items, misguided sizing charts, etc.--standing in the way of ultimate fluffy happiness.
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In AA the 9th step actually states to make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. Sooo....do you really think it's a good idea to tell dh? I mean, dh could have a heart attack if he actually knew how much money went for cd's every DAY!! And think of all those poor WAHM's that would be directly injured if we addicts quit buying excess dipes!
 

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In AA the 9th step actually states to make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. Sooo....do you really think it's a good idea to tell dh? I mean, dh could have a heart attack if he actually knew how much money went for cd's every DAY!! And think of all those poor WAHM's that would be directly injured if we addicts quit buying excess dipes!
Point well taken soo #9 ammended!
We made direct amends to DH for depleating the paypal accounts or hiding credit card statements.except when to do so would result in, fainting, heart attacks, cut up credit cards, or lack of sales for great WHAMS and other fluffy bussiness.


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Originally Posted by scorpioqueen
The Twelve Steps of Diaperholic Anonymous

1.We admitted we were victims of the fluff oneline seduced by cute patterns and soft cuddly fabrics, and addorable babies to model them on--that we had become stalkers consumers of the fluff whose addorable fabrics, trimness and patterns we could no longer control. We admitted we are not free but enslaved and powerless in this situation.
2.We came to believe that enough adorable fluff could restore a balance in ourselves, and between the human and the natural environment.
3.We made a decision to build up our will to create personal and social change, and to transform our lives and the lives of all fluffyless around us.
4.We made a searching and fearless inventory of the impacts of our fluffy cloth diaper addiction.
5.We admitted to ourselves, and to another human being, the exact nature of our wrongs and the wrongs committed in the name of hyenna stalking on behalf of the fluffy diaper cloth diapering world.
6.We were entirely ready to overcome all the obstacles--rude anti fluff comments, lack of credit cards or paypal funds, lack of supportive friends or family, no instock items, misguided sizing charts, etc.--standing in the way of ultimate fluffy happiness.
7.We humbly asked Those WHAMS In Power to remove any remaining obstacles, and when and where this failed, we took time away from oneline shopping.
8.We made a list of all fluffy bought beings past, present and future our addiction had cost, and became willing to make trades to regain some cost.
9.We made direct amends to DH for depleating the paypal accounts or hiding credit card statements, except when to do so would result in, fainting, heart attacks, cut up credit cards, or lack of sales for great WHAMS and other fluffy bussiness.
10.We continued to take inventory of our ongoing progress and impacts, and when our behaviour caused unnecessary fluffy buying, we promptly admitted it and took action to sell something to midagate the problem.
11.We sought through spontaneous on line questioning to improve our contact with WHAMS and fluffy bargins, In order to find where fluff cn be bought
12.Having had a personal awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other diaperholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Deanna
 
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