I haven't been there (yet! and mine are getting older so their cooperation would be a little easier to gain). I just wanted to let you know that as I'm being woken up to nurse my toddler all night long (she's on a roll) I'll think of you waking up every two hours (if you sleep, please try to). So you won't be completely alone; you'll have a fellow mom awake and thinking of you in cyberspace.
Glad you made it through the day of quietness. Two is a bit young for telling stories, but if he's feeling crummy enough maybe he'll be content just sitting and cuddling and talking about when he was a baby, or his birth, or how you came to meet his father (all very popular with my children, over and over again!).
BTW... I'm off to a CST tomorrow since my little boy had so many head bonks as an active toddler. So I've been darn close to where you are. Sometimes they just take years off your life with those slo-mo falls!