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Unfortunately this is not a true story for me (yet) but I wish it to all of you and thought you may find it amusing. Writing this is keeping me from digging in the trash for the BFN this morning to see if its suddenly now a BFP (I know it wont be)

So... enjoy...

The Raving (as opposed to the Raven which this is a parody of)

Once upon a December morning, As I pondered every warning,
Of pregnancy or a visit from my evil Aunt Flo...
While I googled, nearly snapping, I spotted that familiar wrapping,
Knowing that it's only trapping, trapping me into that old blow,
'I cant do it' I muttered, 'I cannot take that familiar blow,
To have it come back and tell me no.'

And you must now please remember, it is such a cold December,
And I can not drive to the store in this blinding snow,
Eagerly I wait for tomorrow, so I do not have that sorrow,
That evil, familiar sorrow, that comes from wanting to know,
Because I'd rather hope a pos than get a neg and know,
That that stupid pee stick says no.

When tomorrow comes, I wait no longer, I feel my energy grow stronger,
As I race into that chilly bathroom and sit down to go,
My brow furrows into a wrinkle, As I start to do my tinkle,
Trying not to get hit by a sprinkle, as I hold the stick into the flow.
On the counter I leave it and tread away in woe,
Praying that it doesn't tell me no.

I browse the forums and await, so nervous now... so I ate,
Some ice cream, my favorite flavor, chocolate chip cookie dough,
As minutes pass, I don't like to wait, I get so sad and start to hate,
That plastic stick that holds my fate, My eagerness starts to grow.
"That is it now! I must know!"
And to the bathroom I now go.

I grasp the plastic in my hand, The hourglass now slows its sand,
as I start to count the lines so that I will now know,
Its so dark i need not scan, I now know my future plan,
I'm gonna have to tell my man... my bellys gonna grow.
Say goodbye to Auntie Flow!
That wonderful stick did not say no!
 

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hehe thanks, it was good for killing half an hour of my wanting to dig in the garbage to see if its still a bfn. now i'm trying to find something else to occupy my time that wont make me dizzy.

If i'm not pregnant i'm awefully sick (without a fever, my temps only 98.6)
 

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Originally Posted by MaerynPearl View Post
hehe thanks, it was good for killing half an hour of my wanting to dig in the garbage to see if its still a bfn. now i'm trying to find something else to occupy my time that wont make me dizzy.
been there done that and did dig in the trash


btw your signs are looking real good from where i sit!
 

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Originally Posted by octobermoon View Post
been there done that and did dig in the trash


btw your signs are looking real good from where i sit!

havent we all? lol. i have in the past but i know it doesnt change anything... unfortunately.

I hope so, a lot of my signs seem to be similar to yours so
: here's hoping for us both!

dBF is on a plane back to NC today (spent the weekend with his brother in Yuma, AZ) so I have a lot going on in my mind and cant find anything to do to keep it off... I always worry about him when he flies... I'm just a morbid person in that i look up statistics of plane crashes and the like and then i get nervous.
 

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That happened to my with my oldest DD. The test was - but I didn't toss it. Several hours later it changed to +. I figured evap. line but it wasn't, I WAS pg.
Never had an evap line in a neg test btw, I have dug many out of the trash and they've always stayed -.
 
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