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<p><a href="http://pregnancyandbaby.sheknows.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-1.php" target="_blank">http://pregnancyandbaby.sheknows.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-1.php</a><span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
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<p>So here is mine:</p>
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<p><strong><em>Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:</em><br><br>
The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and fluffy red hair.</strong> <span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
 

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14 lbs? and only 18 inches? that will be one chunky baby! <img alt="smile.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/smile.gif"><br><br>
I'm not going to do mine because the 14 hour labor response scared me...<img alt="bag.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/bag.gif">
 

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<p>it is really silly... you can hit the back button and the response is different <span><img alt="winky.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/winky.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;"></span>  so don't worry!</p>
 

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<p><b>The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and fluffy auburn hair.</b></p>
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<p>It will be hot(ish).</p>
<p>Very likely late night as many of my previous births, though I envision this one happening during daylight hours.</p>
<p>I have never had labour last that long (prodromal not counted).</p>
<p>Baby could be a girl!</p>
<p>Too big! Almost 10lbs and 23" was my largest.</p>
<p>My home is full of blondes w/light eyes. </p>
 

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<p>I think that the estimate on the weight is ridiculous... almost 15lbs come on!  especially since most babies are between 7 and 9lbs...  again this is for fun<span><img alt="twins.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/twins.gif" style="width:35px;height:15px;"></span></p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>painefaria</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1285889/a-little-fun-on-this-cold-snowy-afternoon#post_16121250"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a></div>
<div class="quote-block">again this is for fun<span><img alt="twins.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/twins.gif" style="width:35px;height:15px;"></span></div>
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<br><br><p>I didn't think it was a legit prediction, silly! <img alt="orngtongue.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/orngtongue.gif"></p>
 

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<b>The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and curly red hair.</b><br><br>
Ok, the labor length sounds good, the girl, I'll take that. BUT ANOTHER 15 LB BABY?? <img alt="lol.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/lol.gif"> I might as well have twins! Also red hair, I think, is genetically impossible for DP and I...<br><br>
I wonder which answers indicate the 15lber
 

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<p>I don't know... but really 15lbs and 18 inches... the baby would look like a beachball.</p>
 

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<p><b>The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and a little patch of black hair.</b></p>
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<p>Well the length is the same as my first two, people keep having dreams that it's a boy, and DF has black hair...maybe this lady is on to something!! lol. This is pretty cute though. :)</p>
 

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<p><b>The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and barely there red hair.</b></p>
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<p>Bwahahahahaha</p>
<p>Ok so I could go for the red hair <span><img alt="joy.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/joy.gif"></span></p>
 

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<p>Wow that was goofy!</p>
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<p><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:11px;line-height:17px;"><b>The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and curly black hair.</b></span></p>
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<p>16", LOL. My biggest was 10lbs 3oz, even my early twins were 17" and 18", LOL. All of mine are some blonde variation and blue eyes. Although three were born w/ brown or black hair which was replaced w/ blonde.</p>
 

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<p>fun!!!</p>
<p><br><b>The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and fluffy auburn hair.</b></p>
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<p>10 hours sounds better than 37 with ds! i was thinking girl possibly. 14+ lbs no way. dark violet eyes sound pretty, although i think it's impossible genetically for anything other than brown, blue, or green.</p>
 
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