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Headache, heartburn, hemorrhoids... sigh<br>
Hungry, hips hurt, huge-ass thighs<br>
Swollen, sleepy, stains on shirt,<br>
Big belly, breathless, boobs that hurt<br>
Weepy, waddling, what to wear?<br>
Ugly granny underwear.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/clap.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="clap"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="thumbsup"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/spitdrink.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="spitdrink"> GREAT!! Love it!!!<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
or no underwear at all because nothing fits well anyway <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/moon.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="moon">
 

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haha to the no underwear at all part!!!<br><br>
Ummm at work yesterday I was so uncomfortable I took off my underwear and left them in the bathroom.... you know, planned to put them back on before I left work.<br><br>
Of course, I forget... and then I had to call my boss and inform her of why there were random underwear on the floor.... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/shy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="innocent"><br><br>
Seriously? Just my luck!
 

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OMG! you left them on the floor??? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/horrors.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Horrors"><br>
At work? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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That's too funny <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> I had the idea of going to buy some of those hipster cheeky undies. Ha - my butt just eats them <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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Glad I am not the only one with the underwear issues. They are so uncomfortable. Except for the granny panties, which my husband has begged me to never let him see me in! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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Funny! I stopped wearing undies too<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/thumb.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="thumbs up">
 

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The undies on the floor story cracked me up (and made me decide to ditch my underwear in the name of comfort, too)! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/thumb.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="thumbs up"><br><br>
Good thing I didn't do this a couple days ago, though... here's why:<br><br>
I've been having trouble finding maternity clothes that fit. I keep outgrowing them before I can find new ones. So I've been getting creative. The other day I pulled out a black, gauzy prairie skirt with a stretchy band at the top. I pulled the stretchy band up right under my bust because it would have been too tight across my belly and the skirt would be too long or might fall off if I wore it under my belly. Looked OK with my fitted maternity top. What I didn't notice was that the skirt's two layers were not the same length. The gauzey outer layer was much longer than the opaque inner layer, which was knee-length when worn normally. After wearing this around the office all day, I went in the bathroom which has much better lighting than the bedroom at home where I had tried this outfit on. I discovered that the opaque inner layer was not even fully covering my butt because the skirt was pulled up higher than it was meant to go! The semi-transparent outer layer was showing my attractive lumpy legs and a bit of granny panties. Oops! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/shy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="innocent">
 

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How are you ladies able to go without underwear?!?! You must not belong with the tribe of swamp crotch ladies over on the other thread! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> I was thinking the same thing!!! I am going through 2-3 pairs a day!!
 

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OMG HAIKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/spitdrink.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="spitdrink">:<br>
I thought these things only happen to me!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug"><br><br><br><br>
As far as swamp crotch~ I'm lucky to not be in attendance on that front but I do pee myself daily <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">. I change pants alot, but the laundry beats the zero comfort quality underwear leaves me <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">.<br>
Seriously. I don't think I've worn underwear in weeks <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">.
 

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Yeah, I'm back to wearing panties again already. I took mine off when wearing stretch pants, but now I've that realized most other times, the pregnancy "swamp crotch" really does make going commando a bad idea for me... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"><br><br>
I have started cutting the elastic instead. A little snip anywhere the elastic is binding makes them a lot more wearable.<br><br>
Thanks for sharing my pain, mamabearsoblessed! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/winky.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink">
 
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