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So, my hubby and I are officially "trying" which means that for the first time ever we are committed to watching for fertility signs and BDing like mad. Last night was the first night of this and oh boy did we mess it up!<br><br>
Things are heating up and the end is in sight when my hips sway forward, his sway back, our bodies part and --oh, darn, the wasted semen! We laugh and laugh (realizing there will be other chances to get it right this cycle). My husband observed, "I've always heard it the other way around... 'Oh, sorry, I didn't pull out in time' instead of 'Crap, I totally missed!'"<br><br>
I'm so glad we've been together forever.
 

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Quick where's the turkey baster???!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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And the most important element of baby-making - a sense of humor!<br><br>
Great story! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 
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