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Oh, my DD is so freakin funny sometimes....<br><br>
We were laying in bed, mostly because I was not feeling motivated yet to get up and Dd, 2.5yrs old, begins to play with DS2's toes (DS2 is 7mos).<br><br>
She says<br><br>
"This little piggy went to market...<br>
And this little piggy stay home...<br>
This little piggy is, uh....pepperoni<br>
And this little piggy went to market again, and<br>
This little went Whee whee whee whee....uh...All over the place!"<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
Oh, that kid cracks me up!<br><br>
What did your kid say today that made you laugh?
 

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Very cute! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
The other night, DH was trying to convince DD to get out of the tub. She was washing between her legs and said "No. I washing my kunk kunk." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"><br><br>
She does know the proper terminology, by the way.
 

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Oh, those are cute! Today my youngest son told me "Since you can't marry someone who is already married, I can't marry you and I'll have to marry Ava (his little sis) she's not married yet." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="love">
 

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Speaking of "this little piggy" what is your families own version of this song....<br><br>
Personally, as a vegan I sing<br><br>
This little piggy went to the store<br>
This little piggy stayed home<br>
This little piggy had soy cheese (or whatever we are having for lunch)<br>
This little piggy has none,<br>
and this little piggy went weee weee wee all the way home!<br><br>
I've been meaning to ask this for ages, and might X post is vegetarian/vegan for fun too. Just interesting.<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin"> kids are too cute
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Speaking of "this little piggy" what is your families own version of this song....<br><br>
Personally, as a vegan I sing<br><br>
This little piggy went to the store<br>
This little piggy stayed home<br>
This little piggy had soy cheese (or whatever we are having for lunch)<br>
This little piggy has none,<br>
and this little piggy went weee weee wee all the way home!<br><br>
I've been meaning to ask this for ages, and might X post is vegetarian/vegan for fun too. Just interesting.<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin"> kids are too cute</div>
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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> We're vegetarian and we sing:<br>
This little piggy went to the store<br>
This little piggy stayed home<br>
This little piggy had tofu<br>
This little piggy had none<br>
And this little piggy went wee wee wee ALL THE WAY HOME!!!!
 

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Yesterday I was driving a closefriend and her dd home from an open gymand heard my ds tell her dd, "My mom said I could pick an activity. I think we should take dance classes together so we can learn to Cha Cha Cha" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
The funny part is that she replied "Thanks, but I don't think I need to learn to Cha Cha Cha" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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That is so funny!<br><br>
My oldest DD, when she was 9, didn't know the words to "This Little Piggy" (I guess I dropped the ball?)...and her version was:<br><i><br>
This little piggy went to market.<br>
This little piggy went to the state home...</i>
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> We're vegetarian and we sing:<br>
This little piggy went to the store<br>
This little piggy stayed home<br>
This little piggy had tofu<br>
This little piggy had none<br>
And this little piggy went wee wee wee ALL THE WAY HOME!!!!</div>
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I do that too! We sing "this little piggy had tofurkey"!
 

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Wasn't said today, but my all time favorite kid line. Ds3 was playing with dd, um maybe he was 5 and she 2ish (or 4 and 1 - I wish I wrote this stuff down <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/irked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="irked"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">. So anyway dh and I were sitting in the kitchen relaxing whilst the kiddos were running around when ds3 comes up to us and throws his arms in the air in utter frustration and says, "But MOM! It's like she has infinite energy!" <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao">
 

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My 3 yo ds has been talking alot lately about the "racoaties" Which are apparently a whole species i didn't know existed...NOT to be confused with racoons OR coyotes.<br><br>
On another note, my now 7 yo..when he was oh, 3 or 4 was talking to me about orphans..w hat are orphans, etc. I explained the best i couold and used for example his cousin Farin was adopted from an orphange etc. I said that if i had lots of money I would adopt more babies and give them homes and love. he asked why I nedded lots of money.. I said well, you need money to be able to raise lots of kids,and adoption costs quite a bit of money..<br>
He was quiet for quite a while then said"If I had alot of money, I would adopt a 16 year old so they could drive me around"
 

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LOL<br><br>
My ds changed the words to:<br><br>
This little piggie had cookies<br>
And this little piggie had fun!
 

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Smart kid! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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Dd think every person/picture with shoulder length brown hair is "Geeshesh" aka Jesus. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Dd think every person/picture with shoulder length brown hair is "Geeshesh" aka Jesus. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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My DD has some obsession with Jesus lately too! She keeps talking about bay Jesus (likely because of all the nativity scenes). The time that had me in stitches was when I commented on her new tooth coming through and she answered with "Yeah, baby Jesus has new teeth too". <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/winky.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink">
 

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My almost-3-year-old told us this story last night: "The other day, I was in the beer store. This was back when I was a grown-up. I bought some beer. It looked rattley. When I got home and tried to open a one, it broke!!! It was full of cardboard and fire hydrants!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/shake.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="shake"> I never buy <i>that</i> kind of beer anymore."
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">My almost-3-year-old told us this story last night: "The other day, I was in the beer store. This was back when I was a grown-up. I bought some beer. It looked rattley. When I got home and tried to open a one, it broke!!! It was full of cardboard and fire hydrants!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/shake.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="shake"> I never buy <i>that</i> kind of beer anymore."</div>
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I've heard little kids say that, "back when I was a grownup". It really gives an interesting perspective on linear time, doesn't it? Or make you wonder about reincarnation...
 

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My dd is newly 3.<br><br>
When discussing marriage (she's really into princess movies and they always get married at the end) S told me "I'm too busy to get married." I told her daddy would like that. She's been saying this for about a month and a half now <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile"><br><br>
As we're leaving the birth center where my son was born 9 months ago (we went in to return a book I had borrowed): "Next time we see C (the midwife) we should get another baby." I'm thinking she's not connecting that Little Guy was in my belly and not just given to us by C (BTW, she was at his birth, in another room, but heard his first cry.) In the past, she's also told me that we need to return Little Guy to C.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">That is so funny!<br><br>
My oldest DD, when she was 9, didn't know the words to "This Little Piggy" (I guess I dropped the ball?)...and her version was:<br><i><br>
This little piggy went to market.<br>
This little piggy went to the state home...</i></div>
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HA!!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh">:
 
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