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We visited the Science Museum in Boston last week on a vacation. Took my 7 YO DD into the "human body" section. We had recently been discussing pregnancy and sex, so she was drawn to the display on pregnancy -- which was great. Then she gets to male and female anatomy models. I knew I had failed to explain sex properly when she asks, loudly, in a full exhibit hall, "Mommy, do I HAVE to kiss THAT?", pointing, of course, to the man's penis. Oops -- something got lost in translation. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">
 

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that's great. DD doens't talk much yet, so she' hasn't been able to embarass me in that way... yet!
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh"> Thanks I need that.
 

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Hahaha! OMGosh I can just imagine the looks you got. But that is very cute!
 

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Laughed out loud and had to read that to DH- he laughed too <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> thanks for sharing!
 

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Hilarious!<br><br>
On a related note, we were cleaning out the garage and my four-year-old ds found a Halloween decoration of an almost life-size skeleton. He noticed right away the tailbone that dips down into the pelvis, and he was saying it was the penis bone. I told him that actually, it was the end of the spine, and that his penis doesn't have a bone inside, that it's muscle and vascular tissue.<br><br>
With a shocked look on his face, he then asked, "You mean my penis is gonna <i>fall off</i> when I'm dead?" It was the most perfectly Freudian moment of my life. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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