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So my kids were eating chocolate cake (kindly furnished by my mother-in-law, despite my no-sugar rule) while i was on the phone dealing with a lost cell phone situation.<br><br>
DD (2.5) comes over to me, says something i didn't hear and holds her finger up for me to clean off. So i pluck the "icing" off and stick it in my mouth, realizing a second too late that it doesn't really smell anything like chocolate.<br><br>
Turns out she said, "Mommy, i have caca." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/jaw2.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="jaw2"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/duh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="duh"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
Please share other gross mommy stories-- i've taken a lot of flack (all in good nature of course) for eating poo in front of most of DH's family and need to know i'm not alone!<br><br>
/laura
 

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Aaaagggh, that's horrible! No, I haven't been provided with the opportunity to accidentally eat poo, yet (knock on wood.) We've had it on our walls, our carpet, our furniture..... my daughter once tried to do a good thing and clean her little brother's "accident" off of the kitchen floor...with DH's dress jacket. He was so mortified that he ended up sneaking it off to a drycleaner at the other end of town, where he'd never have to go again.<br><br>
So no, we haven't eaten poo here. I have accidentally eaten snot, though. Gotta love those boogery kisses. Bleh.
 

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never done it personally, but one of my ALL TIME favorite home videos is of my baby brother (10 years younger) at about a year old. we were at my grandparent's farm for christmas and were taking a stroll. my grandmother is at the bottom of the hill videoing all of us walking down and my brother, all wrapped up in his puffy little coat trips and goes rolling down the hill. we all go running and tripping after him.<br><br>
my grandmother zooms the camera in on him sitting safe and happy at the bottom of the hill sitting in a pile of horse poo. he promptly picks up a turd and crams it in his mouth as we all scream "NOOOOOOOOOO". and then the camera goes black.<br><br>
it was awesome.
 

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I've caught a poo in my hand before in a split second effort to save the carpet...but I obviously knew it was poo. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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OMG that is SOOO NASTY!!! Just curious... what exactly did it taste like? I have never eaten poo, but when ds1 was a babe I was bathing him and had my mouth wide open cooing and talking to him and he peed and it went right in my mouth!
 

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I had explosive yellow ebm poo sprayed all over me while changing dd at 2 am once... some got in my mouth. Blech! Dh got to clean up while I showered.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">So my kids were eating chocolate cake (kindly furnished by my mother-in-law, despite my no-sugar rule) while i was on the phone dealing with a lost cell phone situation.<br><br>
DD (2.5) comes over to me, says something i didn't hear and holds her finger up for me to clean off. So i pluck the "icing" off and stick it in my mouth, realizing a second too late that it doesn't really smell anything like chocolate.<br><br>
Turns out she said, "Mommy, i have caca." <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/jaw2.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="jaw2"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/duh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="duh"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
Please share other gross mommy stories-- i've taken a lot of flack (all in good nature of course) for eating poo in front of most of DH's family and need to know i'm not alone!<br><br>
/laura</div>
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<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/sick.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="sick"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br>
Oh that is BAD! Real BAD! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Did you actually taste it? What did it taste like?</span><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/bag.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Bag">:<br><br><br>
Ds once vomitted. Into my mouth. And not just a little. It was alot. It was horrible. :puke
 

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I imagine it tastes similar to how it smells? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/sick.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="sick"><br><br>
The worst explosive poop I ever had to deal with was with ds1. He was 2, 3 months old and I was in the middle of changing his diaper on my mother's bed of all places (and she was washing sheets or something b/c the mattress was bare)...my little brother was next to me talking and the next thing I knew - <i>skah-wert!!!</i> it must have shot out three feet away...on me, on the bed, all over ds. My little brother didn't get up off the floor for three minutes he was laughing so hard. I don't even remember how I began to try to clean that mess up!
 

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I once worked in a group home whre one of our clients did regularly. It was the single most disgusting thing I have ever had to deal with. I have OCD and am a germ phobe, I had to refuse to work with him because it stressed me out so badly.
 

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DS once peed in my mouth when he was a wee one-I was cooing at him during a change and Whee! right into my mouth!<br><br>
He also used to have terrible reflux, and I often caught vomit on me instead of letting it go on the floor-down my shirt was a fave. More recently over the winter he got sick, and I saw the puke face and I caught it in my hand-my friend who I was visiting was quite impressed at my puke reflex.
 

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OK, most of you won't think this is gross, but to my best friend it was horrible. She is grossed out by breastfeeding. (Who knows why). She had just finished giving my 2-3 month old DS a bottle of expressed BM. She picked him up and gave him a kiss. Then she realized that he had little milk bubbles coming from his mouth and down his chin...BREAST milk bubbles, which she had licked off of her own lips after kissing him. I about fell over I was laughing so hard. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> She made a comment to DS that he was lucky she loved him and then took a looooong drink of water.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/bouncy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="bouncy"><br><br>
Since then she had been known as my breast friend.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngtongue.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Stick Out Tongue">
 

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Oh my gosh! I am laughing so hard. Cleaning up poo with a dress jacket sounds exactly like something DS 3 1/2 would do to help.<br><br>
DH was helicoptering DS1 when he was about 4 months old and freshly nursed. DS obliged by spitting up a whole tummy full of milk right onto Daddy's head and open mouth. I laughed so hard I fell off the sofa.<br><br>
DS2 (4 months) spit up yesterday when we were out for a walk - all over DS2 (3 1/2 years old now). He was a good sport about it and didn't eat any of it, but did want to return home immediately for a change of clothing.
 

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To be honest, it all happened so fast, that i don't remember what it tasted like. I just remember smelling it on my finger and in slow motion registering what it was. I think it must have been 1/2 a second from the moment i realized what i'd done to frantically washing my tongue and mouth and using Listerine.
 

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DH was bring ds diaper into the bathroom to dump the poop and put it in the bucket. A small piece feel out apparently. Ds came to me with his tongue out and the chunck on his tongue saying EEEEEhhhEEEEEEEEhhh!. I took it off and realized what it was and rinsed his mouth. He still to this day when he asks for raisins says not poop rainins mama, just regular.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">I imagine it tastes similar to how it smells? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/sick.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="sick"><br><br>
The worst explosive poop I ever had to deal with was with ds1. He was 2, 3 months old and I was in the middle of changing his diaper on my mother's bed of all places (and she was washing sheets or something b/c the mattress was bare)...my little brother was next to me talking and the next thing I knew - <i>skah-wert!!!</i> it must have shot out three feet away...on me, on the bed, all over ds. My little brother didn't get up off the floor for three minutes he was laughing so hard. I don't even remember how I began to try to clean that mess up!</div>
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Dd used to jet poop anytime you took her diaper off for about 4 months. It was awful, she pooped on everyone and everything. She had amazing distance too.<br><br>
Dd brought me a turd once when she was about 1. Came toddling into the office and handed me something and I took it while continuing whatever I was doing "thanks baby, what the heeeeelllllll?????????" I never take anything from her without looking now.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">DH was bring ds diaper into the bathroom to dump the poop and put it in the bucket. A small piece feel out apparently. Ds came to me with his tongue out and the chunck on his tongue saying EEEEEhhhEEEEEEEEhhh!. I took it off and realized what it was and rinsed his mouth. He still to this day when he asks for raisins says not poop rainins mama, just regular.</div>
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omg, I am CRYING laughing! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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My stomach is aching from laughing so hard.<br>
Poop is so funny.<br><br>
This is not poo related, but still kinda gross...<br>
When she was about 2, my dd had something in her mouth that she was chewing on, and making an awful face. When I asked her what it was, she told me that it was earwax. She also told me that she ate it because she was getting hungry..."But don't eat it mom, because it tastes BAD."
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">omg, I am CRYING laughing! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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Me too!
 

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Toooo funny! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao"> All of you!<br><br>
I will be back later to share my gross stories...for now, it's too late!
 
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