[cherubess]

BITE ME grumpy sales guy in the office where I used to work for asking me to leave when DS was fake crying. He wasn't loud and no one was on the phone at the time. I was ready to leave but because you suggested that I should leave I decided to stay a bit longer. I always knew that you were an a**hole and everyone else knows it as well. Goodness what your clients think of you. I usually ignore you when you make stupid comments and today has just re-affirmed that you are a stupid ignorant man. You'll probably be a grumpy old grandfather when the time comes. There that's it, I've vented and now I'm going to forget about you because that's all you're worth.

BITE ME pregnancy sleep. I never wake up refreshed in the morning because sleep and pregnancy mixed together just never makes for a good nights sleep. Add DS to the mix when he cries out in the night and wakes me makes it even worse.

BITE ME heartburn for creeping ever so slightly back into my life. I'm not even in the third trimester yet!

BITE ME hands for being dry. You look old and my skin is cracking causing sore spots.

BITE ME pregnancy brain for forgetting to rub in hand cream to eliminate dry hands.

There ... all done for now

 

[mamaveggie]

Bite me sis, who is 23 without a job after graduating college in December, who is getting married in October and doesn't have any details finalized and expects everyone to do things for her.
Bite me parents, who enable her after lending her over $5,000 for fixing/buying her car and co-signing a loan on another car after she totalled the other 2 and got you kicked off your insurrance, that she ran into the ground, which she can't afford to fix because she doesn't have a job. Bite me for saying, "well mom and dad will have to pay for it"

By the time I was 17, I was self sufficient and have never borrowed money from them.
Bite me again, when I call and ask you for the 6th time for your guest list for the wedding shower I am planning, even though I am no longer MOH because I am pregnant, and you tell me you'll finish it soon. I need to send out the invites now! Bite me for expecting everything be handed to you.
Bite myself for not having the balls to tell her off.
Ahhh! Much better.

 

[QuestionGal]

BITE ME- SMIL for planning a shower at a time/place that you KNEW we couldn't be at and then making me feel like an idiot when I said we wouldn't be at M's party and you responded "well now the surprise is ruined, but it was going to a suprise shower fo you".

BITE ME- DH for not sticking up to SMIL when she makes her crazy demands for us to be everywhere and for her to be a part of every thing birth related. because of wanting to protect her feelings the other parents don't see us (b/c that would require spending equal time with her).

BITE ME- Dh's family for making me feel like S*&T every time I see you with your comments about my weight gain, food choice and birth philosophy.

 

[kosheng]

bite me, dh, for hitting the d#$% snooze button~ not once, not twice, but three freakin' times each morning this week!!! the kids are finally out of school. i don't WANT to get up early every day!! isn't it enough that i haven't slept through the night in, like, 5 months now!!

bite me cicadas. you are loud. then you die. now our yard smells like rotting cicada carcasses. i didn't mind the first 2 weeks, but go away again! see you in another 17 years!!

*big sigh*

better now!

 

[knowerofnada]

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuestionGal BITE ME- SMIL for planning a shower at a time/place that you KNEW we couldn't be at and then making me feel like an idiot when I said we wouldn't be at M's party and you responded "well now the surprise is ruined, but it was going to a suprise shower fo you". BITE ME- DH for not sticking up to SMIL when she makes her crazy demands for us to be everywhere and for her to be a part of every thing birth related. because of wanting to protect her feelings the other parents don't see us (b/c that would require spending equal time with her). BITE ME- Dh's family for making me feel like S*&T every time I see you with your comments about my weight gain, food choice and birth philosophy.

Hey QuestionGal, stupid question -- what does the S in SMIL stand for?

BITE ME work for making us rotate working on Saturdays every 5 weeks. I haven't worked on a Saturday since my college days! I know we get a "comp day" during the week, but the weekend is the only time I really get to spend with DH!

 

[jlmack45]

didnt realize I had posted

 

[jlmack45]

BITE ME to GMIL for downtrodding on our favorite name and making me feel like an a$$ for suggesting it. Also, for saying all of those disrespectful things to me and when asked about it by MIL telling her that I am a liar.

BITE ME to MIL for believing GMIL even though you hate her and being a pain in the... Also, for acting like this baby was my way of getting out of working btw I love my job. For acting like I am not good enough for your son, talking trash behind my back, and trying to get between us, but then cutting off contact with him when you realize that it is not working. For being angry that I am moving to a base with him before baby comes and not having baby here so that you can be selfish and won't have to travel for the birth. For assuming that you have control over everyone and always putting in your 2 cents when it is not desired. For bitching about my beliefs. Calling me an idiot because I want to BF, CD, and have a medicine free birth.

BITE ME to SIL for gossiping about EVERYONE when your closet is stuffed with dirty laundry.. For making sure that you are the first in the family to tell everyone our news. We didn't even get to tell FIL or SMIL about baby because you found out first. BITE ME for wearing all white to my wedding and being a complete attention seeker. You don't pay any of your bills, you live with your boss and her family, you try to manipulate everyone around you, and you make sure to tell everyone how much better you are than your brother and I. You are exactly like your mom and grandmother and after four years with your brother I can say it without hesitation or feeling guilty. I think you are the most hateful person I have ever met and you will never be allowed around our child.