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My biggest gripe is the following...<br><br>
I have so many hemorrhoids, that when I wipe my tush the topography feels like the Rocky Mountains or something. It's so bumpy! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/irked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="irked">:
 

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Oh good! I have a TMI question/worry!<br><br>
I think I may have internal hemmies. I had some blood in the toilet after pooping tonght. Is that normal? I don't think it is a good sign. I have a few on the outside, no Rocky Mountain topography though, could it be from those? I know it wan't from my vagina. I am a bit freaked out. My poo wasn't even that large.<br><br>
Love them hemmies!
 

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wildgarden that could e internal or external hemorrhoids. i have had mild internal hemorrhoids for years and i first found out from blood with poop and it kinda freaked me out but at least in my case it is nothing to worry about. if the blood is fresh red blood it is almost always hemorrhoids i think if it is old blood then you need to worry. if you are worried regardless then call a doctor or midwife or something and they will probably say don't worry and for e at least that always makes me feel better even if i know not to worry.<br><br>
the only tmi i have is that i felt my cervix today and it has been to high to feel for ages but and i was shocked it was low enough to feel at all and then i was excited because it is a tiny bit open. not open enough that i feel in any way worried about stuff happening to soon but open enough i can tell that my body is getting ready and thats just neat!
 

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I've had a little blood from my hems, it was a little freaky to see blood on the tp, but then I realized it was from the Rocky Mountains. I wouldn't stress.<br><br>
I told my dh that I have rrhoid rage. HA. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">I told my dh that I have rrhoid rage. HA. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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Not really TMI, but my ankles are so swollen I could be Shrek if my skin was green! I don't have any hemmis on the outside, but I am beginning to think I have some internal ones.
 

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I told my dh that if my foot were sticking out from under a leaf someone would spear it thinking they had just disabled/slayed an elephant for it's tusks.
 

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Hoo, that makes me feel pretty lucky. My biggest complaint is having to stand up to wipe because I can't reach.
 

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BWAHAHAHAHHAHA.<br><br>
Someone on the mults board once said that her legs looked like "Giant tree trunks with fat pigs feet at the ends of them."<br><br>
Today I had trouble getting my wedding ring off when I went to shower.
 

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I'm just sick. I threw up this morning and have been nauseas all day.<br><br>
had my checkup today at the MW's and they said everything that could be wrong with my pee was - but apparently that can be caused by, ahem, frequent sex.........<br><br>
So every time the baby moves it hurts and I feel like I want to vomit every 5 minutes........I have never had this vomit problem ever.<br><br>
This too shall pass. I was given the green light to have the baby whenever but she suggested maybe when I'm feeling better........yeah, I'll get right on that one. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/fever.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Fever">:<br><br>
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This isn't TMI about me, but we were at the wild animal park a week or so ago and saw the elephant show. They brought out a 60 something year old female elephant, and there was something hanging down in the back, and I was staring at it. It was kind of ugly, there were growths on it, and I couldn't figure out what it was. Dh had to tell me it was her vagina, and that totally blew my mind. I thought it was a tumor or something. I was staring at it after dh told me what it was, just thinking, "DAMN! That sucks!" I guess that's what happens when you push a 300 lbs baby out of your vagina in 20-30 minutes. (The trainer for the show said that even though elephants are pregnant for 22 months, their labors only last 20-30 minutes, so it's nature's way of evening things out. I think it's more like nature's way of stretching things out!)
 

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I am just so sick and tired of being constipated!<br><br>
Urgh - I eat fibre AND take psyllium but things have suddenly slowed down.<br><br>
Yesterday I went three times! Three times! And the three times that I went it was just a little bit of an evacuation just to "relieve" the pressure.<br><br>
No matter how much I tried the rest didn't want to come out.<br><br>
TMI I know.
 

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I'd kill for a little constipation, personally <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">
 

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I have to start wearing underwear and pads to bed (starting tonight) because every time I walk back to the bed after my 5-6 night time pees--there is urine running down my leg no matter how much I wipe, sit, wipe, stand.. and walk to my bed.<br><br>
Also, the pillow that I use between my thighs/knees at night smells like vaginal discharge and urine. It's disgusting--so I put a red pillow case on it to keep me from putting my head on it--or putting a white pillow between my legs.
 

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I have been having the tiny bladder issue too. My body seems to think that the sound of water is an ok to go ahead and pee. Sigh. oh well. I just make sure to go before doing anything with water. It works most of the time.<br><br>
I am also feeling so very..... frisky. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/winky.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink"> Doctor has said no sex until 36 weeks because I have been contracting and dilating and she doesn't want to encourage it quite so early. luckily 36 weeks is this Friday- I am so going crazy here. I don't seem to crave certain foods, I crave DH. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> He doesn't seem to mind.
 

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I've come to the conclusion I'm never going to Poop again. No matter what I eat no matter how hard I try nothing is coming out. I even did a glycerin supository Sunday night cause I could remember the last time I pooped. I and eating tons of fiber rich foods and add 2 tbs of Benefiber to my morning juice or water. Nothing is happening. I bet I haven't pooped in 5-7 days. I don't feel like I need to poop either. I bet my lower back ache will go away if I did.
 

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I wore a pair of DH's boxer briefs last night (not the first time) because I don't like the inside of my legs touching and getting me sweaty down there. Tonight when getting ready for bedtime my little girl told me to take a shower because I was stinky. I asked her what I smelled like and she said "you just smell like you". Oh great, I have a stinky odour about me.
 

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Constipation sucks! I deal with it normally, but it is SO bad this PG. It got so bad last week I went to Taco Hell and got a taco in hopes that it would make me go (gross I know, but that place is known for causing bowel movements isn't it?) It didn't work. Yesterday DS and I went to a playdate that was outside. It was so HOT out and all the hostess had to drink (besides city tap water, which is bad here) was apple juice. I was so thirsty I slammed down about a gallon of it. I now know what to do when I need to poop!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">
 

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That's it, I've decided to name my hemorrhoid. Obviously he (she???) is sticking around for a while.<br><br>
Name suggestions?
 
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