Can we have a new funny toddler thread?

Too funny

Kalia did the funniest thing the other night. We were eating dinner and my DH was asking her how her day was. She was chating away when she got stuck ona word so she was stuttering trying to find the word. After a few minutes my DH said "spit it out sweetie", Kalia looked at him funny and then SPIT!!!!!!!!
I nearly fell off my chair laughing at him.

Ah kids, they take things so literally

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When ds was betw. 18 mos. and 2, I remember asking him to, "Please throw this away," and I recall a big wind-up and then...he THREW it as hard as he could, in the general direction of the trash can. I remind him of this still, and he thinks it's hysterically funny now, at 6 years old.

I love this! The other day dh and ds were getting hair cuts. We're working on teaching him to say excuse me when be burps or passes gas. So, he rips a very loud fart at the barber shop and then says very loudly "excuse me Jaxon's bum" Everyone in the place cracked up.

I was talking to our son (age 5) in the car on the way home yesterday. He said that I had done something first, and said "you won". Not clear why I had won, I replied "I won??"

From the other back seat I hear dd (age 2) pipe up. "No mommy. You not one. You 40!"

DD (almost 2) was being MEGA cranky in the store the other day. I couldn't figure out if she wanted to hold something or hand it to me -- neither one was an option in her mind, and she was on the verge of freaking out [you all know the drill ]

Anyway two 12ish year old boys strolled by. And wouldn't you know, DD's face lights up and she shouts out joyfully: "BOYS!!!"

Oooh, I'm in for it, huh?

My mom has been staying with us for 2 weeks, giving me a hand after DD was born.

23 month old DS dug a boogie out of his nose, held it out for her inspection and then flicked it on the floor. :

We were having a hard day at our house. Jiro (22m) announced "Annoyed!" I said "Who's annoyed?" He answered "Mama is annoyed."

"You're right," I said. "I'm tired and frustrated today." He thought about this, then said gravely "Moses is annoying."

Moses is 8m old, so he couldn't defend himself!

Alexandria came over to me the other day while i was gettin ready to nurse Ryker and looked at him and says "Ryker No Boobie,you take a nap "

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I'm probably the only one that thinks this is cute and not just gross, but my dd always leads me to her poop! Some of her diapers are not exactly the tightest around the legs (very-well used diapers with no elastic + skinny legs = accidents ).

Soooo the other day she comes to me sitting at the table, grabs my finger, pulls really hard and says, "pee" (which to her means both pee or poo). She leads me patiently back to her room, points her finger at the corner and says, "uh-oh". Sure enough, there's the tiniest pile of poop that slipped out the side of her diaper I always think it is the cutest thing (only a parent, right?)

ds claps when i finish vacuuming. first he monitors my progress and then, when i'm finished, he gives me a nice round of applause.

These are so cute

DD was at my Mum's place and Mum was gave her a couple of Dorito's as a treat (I know, she shouldn't have them but a couple here and there are OK to me). Anyway, she ate them and then went up to Mum and said 'ta', Mum said no more today, pack them away and closed the bag and put it behind her. Well DD stood there with her mouth open as if to show her "look, I finished the last ones, can I have some more". Mum had to tell her they were all gone and then she stopped