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My dh is a singer/songwriter and he's always spouting off snippets of song with the words changed. This time I made him write it down. It's sung to the tune of George Strait's "Carryin' Your Love with Me" (Country - that's right: Country!)

Well I can't believe I forgot my diaper bag
Right now it's the only thing I wish I had
And now I'm worried, 'cause I can't head back
Why the hell did I forget to pack
a diaper
I don't even have a rag to wipe her

Now I'm carryin' a wet baby
Can't believe how much she had to pee
She just got it all over me
Carryin' a wet baby
Now she's soaked and I am too
I'm just happy that it wasn't poo
Need a CPF and a Snappi
I'm carryin' a wet baby

I almost always change her on the go
We have sixteen diff'rent brands of A-I-Os
We got S.O.S. and Sugar Peas
Righteous Baby and Full Moon
Baby Gear
A lot of good they're doing me out here

'Cause I'm carrying a wet baby
Can't believe how much she had to pee
She just got it all over me
Carryin' a wet baby
Now she's soaked and I am too
I'm just happy that it wasn't poo
Need a CPF and a Snappi
I'm carryin' a wet baby

Now she's soaked and I am too
I'm just happy that it wasn't poo
I don't have the stuff my dd needs
I'm carryin' a wet baby

I'm carryin' a wet baby
Can't believe how much she had to pee
She just got it all over me
Carryin' a wet baby
 
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