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Sing along everyone!<br><br>
Contractin' Away in Margaritaville<br>
by Jimmy Buffett<br><br>
Nibblin' on cohosh cake,<br>
watchin' the sun bake;<br>
All of my cervix covered with oil. (EPO that is!)<br>
Strummin' on Hub's thing on my front porch swing.<br>
Let this work<br>
He's getting' some boils.<br><br>
Contractin' away again in Margaritaville,<br>
Searchin' for mucus plugs is my cult<br>
Some people claim that there's a half moon to blame,<br>
But I know it's no body's fault.<br><br>
Don't know the reason,<br>
Babe stayed all season<br>
With no bloody show, and no reason to MOO!<br>
Tonight's a real beauty,<br>
Prodromal labor sucks, how I got here<br>
I haven't a clue.<br><br>
Contractin' away again in Margaritaville,<br>
Searchin' for mucus plugs is my cult<br>
Some people claim that there's a half moon to blame,<br>
But I know it's no body's fault.<br><br>
Labor? Makes me flip flop,<br>
Swollen feet might pop,<br>
Let water break, so I know it's real.<br>
Or maybe booze in the blender,<br>
And soon it will render<br>
That frozen concoction that helps me sleep on.<br><br>
Contractin' away again in Margaritaville,<br>
Searchin' for mucus plugs is my cult<br>
Some people claim that there's a half moon to blame,<br>
But I know, it's no body's fault.<br>
Some people claim that there's a half moon to blame,<br>
And I know it's no body's fault.
 

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Spark is on a roll today! You crack me up!!! I am surprised you didn't laugh so hard writing this that it brought on labor!
 

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hahaha!<br>
I just have to say though, I kept reading the line<br>
"Searching for mucus plug is my cult"<br>
as "Searching for mucus plug IN MY CUN*!"<br>
Sorry-- I just had to let you know. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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Oh MY Claire! I nearly WET myself! My DH and my DD are looking at me like I have completely LOST it! (Which I probably HAVE!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">) That is so great I have GOT to print that out!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/joy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="joy">:
 

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Haha, Claire, you're so funny!!!
 

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Claire, I'm just stalking you here on your ddc and came upon your lovely song. Soon, my love, soon!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">I am surprised you didn't laugh so hard writing this that it brought on labor!</div>
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I'm more at the point this morning where I'm ready to just grunt at people and snarl. Ugh.<br><br><div style="margin:20px;margin-top:5px;">
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<div style="font-style:italic;">Claire, I'm just stalking you here on your ddc and came upon your lovely song. Soon, my love, soon!</div>
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"Soon" as in before November? Before the next decade? Before my other kids graduate from high school?<br><br>
Bah. I'm just all bugaboo today. I'm trying trying trying to enjoy the kicks & rolls & savoring my last bit of my last pregnancy and having this baby all to myself... and yet, I just feel so down in the dumps right now.<br><br>
I've got to get my groove back if we're going to be at this for a few more weeks.
 

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That is great! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">"Soon" as in before November? Before the next decade? Before my other kids graduate from high school?<br><br>
Bah. I'm just all bugaboo today. I'm trying trying trying to enjoy the kicks & rolls & savoring my last bit of my last pregnancy and having this baby all to myself... and yet, I just feel so down in the dumps right now.<br><br>
I've got to get my groove back if we're going to be at this for a few more weeks.</div>
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aw Claire! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug"> the end is SO hard, even without all the prodromal stuff you've got going on. i'm not sure how soon, but i know it will be soon.<br><br>
much love to you!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">hahaha!<br>
I just have to say though, I kept reading the line<br>
"Searching for mucus plug is my cult"<br>
as "Searching for mucus plug IN MY CUN*!"<br>
Sorry-- I just had to let you know. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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It's okay, I thought the same thing at first. Actually, I thought "cult" might have been a typo at first <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">It's okay, I thought the same thing at first. Actually, I thought "cult" might have been a typo at first <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"></div>
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Oh good, I was starting to think I may be a real sicko <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment">
 

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That is tooooooo funny! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">It's okay, I thought the same thing at first. Actually, I thought "cult" might have been a typo at first <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"></div>
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Hey, you can sing it however you like in your head! I was just trying to rhyme "cult" with "fault". <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> I guess you could change "Fault" to "Faunt". <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">aw Claire! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug"> the end is SO hard, even without all the prodromal stuff you've got going on. i'm not sure how soon, but i know it will be soon.<br><br>
much love to you!</div>
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Thanks so much, Chrissy. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hug.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hug"> I know logically, it's only a matter of what... probably a couple/few more weeks. And, yet, I'm up, I'm down. I'm just not very level emotionally right now. Thanks for the huggin' & lovin'. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">
 
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