[lalaland42]

Can we have another cute things toddlers say/do thread?

I have been trying to teach DD (26 mos) that she is 2. So tonight I asked her if she was 2 and she looked at me seriously and said, "no mommy, I only 1". Really, 2 years old is too young to start lying about your age.

We have also been arguing over whose boobies are attached to my body. She grabs them and proclaims, "my boobie". My response was "no, my boobie". Then she looked at me, grinned and said, "actually mommy my boobie".

I love my toddler.

 

[MissAnnThrope]

My toddler doesn't say much. But he likes to say "mine" while shoving his finger up his nose. He was doing that tonight at dinner to our server. Great table manners

 

[limabean]

Aww, those are cute!!

The funniest thing my DS said to me recently was an indignant "You're messing up my mess!" when I started to clean up his scattered toys.

 

[Pumpkin_Blythe]

we where in a hotel at Disneyland and I am making one of the beds while Allison my just turned 3 year old lets out this very loud fart. Her dad gives her this look and she looks right back at him and says... Dont be afraid of my farts. lol It was so funny.

 

[pookel]

I got home last Saturday and found toys all over the basement since the babysitter hadn't made Corbin pick up after himself.
Me: There's a big mess down here!
Corbin: Babysitter made big mess!
Me: Babysitter made big mess? No, I think Corbin made a big mess!
Corbin: BAD babysitter!

 

[sphinxie]

I love these threads!

 

[Pumpkin_Blythe]

My most favorite thing she ever said with a photo. lol

We are at this golf tourney for a major supermarket where my oldest daughter Misty won a chance to golf with a pro. Anyway Jelly Belly is sponsoring it and they have a guy dressed like a GIANT jelly bean.

Allison is 2 and she says, mommy... I want to eat it.
I said you cant eat him, it will hurt him!
She walks up to him, tugs his costume and says....

SHHHHHHH... I don't want to hurt you... I just want to eat you. lol

CLASSIC!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...e/DSC02069.jpg

 

[mamasgroovin]

OK, not EXACTLY a cute toddler story, but related. Ds was 5 when he was playing chase with dd who is 2. After a few minutes he comes running in to us and throws his arms in the air and says, "But Mom, it's like she has an INFINATE gauge of energy!!" Dh and I just lost it!

 

[mean_jeannie]

So ds doesn't really say much. But we took him to Busch Gardens where everything, except birds and fish were "doggie." So he sees the lions, "Doggie!" He sees the crocodiles, "Doggie!" He sees ring-tailed lemurs, "Doggie!"

And then we get to the gorillas and he says, "Da-Da!"

 

[rmzbm]

Oh...I've got one!

Avery is 15 mos and her new words are "stop" which she picked up herself, she yells it when the animals annoy her! And we've been teaching her "ask" cuz she will go to the fridge & hollor...so we say "just ask."

WELLLLLL...the other day a friend of DH's was here and she was yelling at our puppy who was in his crate and hitting the crate...so the friend goes over to defuse...just as she's yanking on the fridge...(crate is under kitchen table)...so she tries saying both at the same time, in her own way...he says "What's your doggy's name?" Avery promptly says "Top Ass!!!!"

: ("Stop" and "ask.") He was, well, surprised!

 

[psychmama]

My husband was giving me a hug and kiss goodbye, and DD (almost 3), asked, "Daddy, are you pretending that's your mama?" I said, "I certainly hope not!"

 

[LilWin]

DH likes to read the paper in the toilet while he's -ahem- doing his thing. The other day, I asked DD: where's daddy? She points at the bathroom door and says: daddy's reading!!