Seriously, I'm going to just ignore all of this.
I feel quite normal today, despite some squirming in there, and the weather is going to be nice for the next few days. My brain is ready to play ball. I realize my body isn't, but hell... I went skiing at 28 weeks for six days, I can most certainly throw the ball around for an hour at 38 weeks.
I'm all puffy-looking and sloth-like and I can't take it anymore. Spring fever.
All I do is sit around waiting for a new sign of labor. Well, it's stupid and I'm going to go back to living my life. If I ignore it, maybe it will go away.
I know I'm not overdue or anything, but this is how I feel: overdue. I'm huge, the baby is way strong, I'm rested, and there's no reason why it shouldn't just come out now.
So that's it. I'm done.