[Amris]

I have seen some of the funniest DDDDCs around... and I want to ask... but I don't want to ask....<br><br>
Like the one "Flatulence is not age restricted" or something like that.... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> I don't want to know!<br><br>
Or "It’s the scurvy, I tell you!"<br><br>
I don't want to know...<br><br>
And yet... I really want to know! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lurk.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lurk">:<br><br>
What are some of your favorite DDDDCs that you've seen and want to know what the HECK they're all about... yet don't want to know... yet want to know... yet don't want to disturb a thread to ask about?

 

[JesseMomme]

I want to know why your DDDDC is "Senior Member"? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">

 

[Viola]

I think the flatulence one was something to do with grown ups finding farts funny and fart jokes not just being for kids.<br><br>
The DDDDC that I just had was because I started a thread in FYT about women not in love with Johnny Depp. All the Johnny Depp lovers had to come in and ruin it and try and paint me with the Johnny Depp lover paintbrush. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/irked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="irked">: <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/ROTFLMAO.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="rotflmao">

 

[JesseMomme]

How could you not love Johnny Depp? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
Lest I stray further from topic already...submit <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/privateeyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="private eyes">

 

[Clarinet]

Mine is from a thread I think about stupid questions. My husband is full of them and always asks me where something is before looking for it. His most common questions is "where are my pants?" I think I said something like "I don't hide your pants; check your pants drawer!"

 

[Amris]

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<div style="font-style:italic;">I want to know why your DDDDC is "Senior Member"? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
Because we were discussing at what point you become a senior member. I said I thought it was at 1,000, but then 1,000 came and went. So then I thought it was at 1,500, but that came and went, too... and I was still just a Member.<br><br>
And at the time, I had something like 1,700 posts. So I was <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/headscratch.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="headscratch"> when they said it was at <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/1000.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="1000"> because I was almost at 2000!<br><br>
So WuWei gave me "Senior Member" so I wouldn't feel left out. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">

 

[Annikate]

I can't believe I stumbled across this thread. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br>
Me too! I wanna know, but oh! no I don't! Oh, yes I do. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"><br><br>
I once gave someone the DDDDC "poopy patrol quality control." I thought it was hilarious but I guess that was just my sick humor. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/shy.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="innocent"><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">

 

[ChattyCat]

I don't know. I think Christy's "Gobble gobble gobble" was pretty funny back when she was collecting Turkey diapers.<br><br>
I've always thought that those members who get DDDDCs are the super cool kids. I'll never be one of them, alas! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/wink1.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="wink1">

 

[Amris]

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<div style="font-style:italic;">I don't know. I think Christy's "Gobble gobble gobble" was pretty funny back when she was collecting Turkey diapers.<br><br>
I've always thought that those members who get DDDDCs are the super cool kids. I'll never be one of them, alas! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/wink1.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="wink1"></div>
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Did you get that DDDDC before or after this post? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">

 

[JesseMomme]

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<div style="font-style:italic;"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><br><br><br><br>
So WuWei gave me "Senior Member" so I wouldn't feel left out. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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That's so sweet! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">

 

[ChattyCat]

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Did you get that DDDDC before or after this post? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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After.<br><br>
I AM supercool!!!!!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin">

 

[Amris]

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<div style="font-style:italic;">After.<br><br>
I AM supercool!!!!!!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/orngbiggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="orange big grin"></div>
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That was fast!<br><br>
And you ARE! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">