Does an article from The Onion constitute "news"?

Post it! Post it!

It's more news than *some* websites posted around here.....

Er...please do not post if it makes fun of a religious organization.

*paranoid would like to actualy get off computer at some point smilie*

ahem...by request:

Tom DeLay To Pursue Corruption In Private Sector
April 5, 2006 | Issue 42•14

STAFFORD, TX-Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who is facing several ethics violations and felony charges, announced Tuesday that he will resign from Congress in order to concentrate on corruption in the private sector. "I can say with a clear lack of conscience that, after 21 years of public disservice, I have done everything I could to the American people," DeLay said in a televised statement to constituents. "I have a lot to offer the corporate world, such as money laundering and influence-peddling." DeLay added that, before assuming his new irresponsibilities, he looks forward to spending more time alienating his family and cheating on his wife.

courtesy of theonion.com

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I don't think it did. But in today's government, well, you never know. If I violated, I will be happy to edit/delete/rescind/flagellate

Yep. Sounds about right to me!

HA! hahahahhaahaha!

The Onion satarises current events - so I think they should/could be posted just as any political cartoon or such - so THANKS! It is current events!