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Originally Posted by Skim
Ugh.
And the people with anxiety disorders will never be unduly suspected, right?
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Oh great, I am going to be dogpiled by a bunch of security guys when what I am really worrying about is...
What if I actually did leave the oven on? I hadn't used the oven in the past 48 hours and I was quite certain it was off...but suppose it *might* have actually been on all that time?? Oh no! There is the tiniest fraction of a chance that my oven is on!!!!
Why do you want me to go to the small room?? I need to call my ILs!!My oven could, perhaps, *possibly* be on!!!
Ack! People are jumping at me while speaking in walkie talkies!! Walkie Talkies are quite worrifying!!
This is just like Twelve Monkeys!!!
*runs away screaming*
Is found several days later sobbing quietly in a padded cell about how the bomb in her bag is actually smells quite lovely it only has the tiniest amount of glitter...how could glitter hurt anyone..