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<p>Sounds enigmatic... But i happen to do those things every now and then.</p>
<p>"Yes, you can go to the strip club with your friends" is the latest one i can recall.</p>
 

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<p>How about yes honey, mario can stay for supper. and setting a place for him. and spoon feeding "mario" because its the only way hes going to eat.</p>
 

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"don't bite the cat"<br><br>
There are so many more, but I'm not thinking clearly tonight.
 

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<p>Tear the toilet paper from the roll BEFORE wiping. </p>
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<p>I love you too but can we kiss when I am done going pee.</p>
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Haha, those are great<br><br>
My favorite had to be a licking one as well." Please dont lick the counter." (at the store of course)
 

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<p>"We don't put friends in our underware."</p>
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<p>This was after our 2 year old (who wears undies during the day for a few hours now that he's showing an interest) decided to store his Yo Gabba figures in his briefs since he doesn't have pockets when he's wearing nothing but undies.  <img alt="eyesroll.gif" src="http://files.mothering.com/images/smilies/eyesroll.gif"></p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Kristine233</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1282766/don-t-suck-on-people-it-will-leave-marks#post_16092276"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br>
Haha, those are great<br><br>
My favorite had to be a licking one as well." Please dont lick the counter." (at the store of course)</div>
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<br><br><p>LOL!  we were in public too!  eeeeeew....</p>
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<p>WHY??????</p>
 

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<p>Please stop licking your brother. </p>
 

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<p>This thread makes me chuckle!</p>
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<p>I have a whole list of things said to my DS that I never thought I would have to, but my recent favorite is, "No eating wallpaper, the glue isn't good for your stomach." Yikes. </p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>carrotsprout</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1282766/don-t-suck-on-people-it-will-leave-marks#post_16091503"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>stop licking the wall!</p>
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<br><br><p>Mine spent most of thanksgiving licking the oven at grandmas. She also licks walls when they are new to her. There's a chance she sees through her tongue :p She was sooo close to licking Santa and pulled back at the last second. Phew!</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>IxIa</strong> <a href="/community/forum/thread/1282766/don-t-suck-on-people-it-will-leave-marks#post_16100453"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/community/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>This thread makes me chuckle!</p>
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<p>I have a whole list of things said to my DS that I never thought I would have to, but my recent favorite is, "No eating wallpaper, the glue isn't good for your stomach." Yikes. </p>
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<br><br><p>Ah this reminds me, today I had to tell ds to stop eating the fairy wings from my halloween costume. Oy.</p>
 

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<p>Don't climb the refrigerator, and please put Dadoo's rocking chair back in the office.</p>
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<p>Off the back of the couch, buddy.</p>
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<p>No Construx swords in your sister's face.</p>
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<p>Hands out of your pants, please.</p>
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<p>I know the tree lights are pretty. But it's very dangerous to pull out an extra string and plug them in on your own. That's a grown-up's job.</p>
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<p>Hands off the saw.</p>
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<p>Please stop screaming and use your words.</p>
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<p>Please stop screaming and use your words.</p>
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<p>Please stop screaming and use your words.</p>
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<p>Don't jump off the top bunk.</p>
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<p>...And that's just today.</p>
 

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<p>Don't hit yourself with the fork.</p>
<p>Get out of the fridge. </p>
<p>Don't lick the dog/your sister/ my face/ the table etc etc</p>
<p>Hugs are not supposed to hurt. </p>
 

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Stop eating the cat food. No climbing on the toilet!
 

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<p>Directed toward my sensory child this morning:</p>
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<p>Why are you painting your face with bacon?</p>
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<p>:facepalm:</p>
 
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