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Child, there is a REASON I told you to leave the potty chair in the bathroom! A REASON!! I know it works like a step-stool. But you CANNOT, CANNOT, CANNOT PEE in the freaking thing and then drag it into my bedroom to turn off a light that is ALREADY FREAKING OFF!!!! When I say NO, don't turn off the light, it MEANS NO!! I ALREADY TURNED OFF THE LIGHT. I realize I turned the lamp off by the lamp switch -- so we could go to sleep. You did not need to also turn the light off at the wall switch AND SPILL PEE ON THE CARPET IN THE PROCESS. Pee that I don't even know how to clean up without hurting myself, since I am barely out of the hospital recovering from an appendectomy.<br><br>
Just FREAKING trust that the light is off, by virture of it being dark, and snuggle down and GO TO SLEEP!!!! (And LEAVE THE POTTY SEAT IN THE BATHROOM. FOREVER AND EVER!)
 

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STOP RUNNING INTO THE STREET!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT???? IT'S NOT SAFE, YOU'LL GET HURT, IT'S DANGEROUS! STOP IT!!!<br><br>
DON'T RUN OUT OF THE GROCERY STORE BEFORE WE'RE READY TO LEAVE, I'M NOT READY TO GO YET! STAY HERE!! DON'T RUN OUT, DON'T RUN OUT!<br><br>
Shoooweee. I feel better.
 

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Attn: DD1&2<br>
AAAAHHHHH!!! STAY OUT OF THE ROOM WHEN I'M TRYING TO PUT THE BABY DOWN!!!!!! DON'T BANG ON THE DOOR AFTER I'VE PUT THE BABY DOWN!!!!!!!! LAY DOWN AND TAKE A NAP!!!!! STOP SCREAMING!!!!!! DON'T HIT YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T BITE YOURSELF!!!!! DON'T BITE ME!!!!! STOP SCRATCHING HER!!!! LEAVE HER SEAT ALONE!!!!!! FOR PETE'S SAKE TAKE THE NAP YOU NEED TO TAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>
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please sleep baby, before mama loses her mind today.......<br><br><br>
wow you're right that does feel better.....
 

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OMG if you wake your brother up again when I've JUST PUT HIM DOWN FOR HIS NAP, it will not be pretty. If you want me to do fun activities with you, like making cupcakes, DON'T RUN DOWN THE HALL AND WAKE HIM UP!!! I'm seeing red about this. You really can't push me any farther before I completely lose my mind. It's bad enough that you've given up your own naps!
 

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to oldest ds:<br><br>
I SWEAR THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP WHINING ABOUT EVERY.SINGLE.THING IN YOUR LIFE THAT I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. I WILL UNDO ALL THE BAD PARENTING I'VE EVER DONE WHICH INCLUDES PACKING UP EVERY TOY, EVERY DVD, EVERY VHS, UNPLUGGING THE TV AND CALLING DISH AND HAVING IT CUT OFF PERMANENTLY. I WILL THROW OUT EVERY MINT, EVERY MARSHMALLOW AND EVERY PIECE OF GUM. STOP BOTHERING YOUR BROTHER. STOP HOGGING EVERY TOY IN THE HOUSE. STOP INSISTING ON HAVING YOUR WAY EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY. STOP WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT INSISTING SOMEONE SLEEP WITH YOU. STOP WAKING UP BEFORE THE CRACK OF DAWN. STOP ASKING FOR EVERY TOY YOU SEE. LISTEN. JUST LISTEN. ONE TIME. PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEE!!!!!<br><br>
to youngest ds:<br>
IF YOU DON'T STOP ASKING FOR NEENEES EVERY TIME YOU SEE MY FACE I WILL CUT THEM OFF. YOU ARE TWO YEARS OLD - NOT AN INFANT. LEAVE THEM ALONE. PLEASE.<br><br>
to both of you:<br>
FIND SOMETHING TO DO. YOU HAVE A MILLION TOYS AND A PLAYROOM. PLEASE GO PLAY. FOR FIVE MINUTES.<br><br>
it's all i can do not to say this IRL. i'm going insane today.
 

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FOR PETE'S SAKE, STOP STANDING ON MY FEET!!! WHY do you always have to stand on my feet?!! It hurts! You are HEAVY and you CRUSH MY TOES!! I have to tell you A MILLION TIMES A DAY to stop doing it! I realize you are little, but are you COMPLETELY incapable of controlling yourself?!?!<br><br>
GET OFF MY FEET! GET OFF MY FEET! STOP STANDING ON MY FREAKING FEEEEETTTT!!!!!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">FOR PETE'S SAKE, STOP STANDING ON MY FEET!!! WHY do you always have to stand on my feet?!! It hurts! You are HEAVY and you CRUSH MY TOES!! I have to tell you A MILLION TIMES A DAY to stop doing it! I realize you are little, but are you COMPLETELY incapable of controlling yourself?!?!<br><br>
GET OFF MY FEET! GET OFF MY FEET! STOP STANDING ON MY FREAKING FEEEEETTTT!!!!!</div>
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Oh my gosh, my DS does this ALL THE TIME and it drives me crazy. He even did it when I broke my toe and my whole foot was purple. I just about threw him out a window every time he did it.
 

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Get out from under my feet! Can I do something, ANYTHING, without you being RIGHT.UNDER.MY.FEET! SHUT UP, SHUTUP! For the LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE HECK UP!!!! My head is spinning and my ears are ringing, SHUT UP!!!!!<br><br>
Can i get any commiseration or empathy for actually yelling a little bit this morning? I was on my absolute LAST NERVE and both children were swinging from it like monkeys on a vine! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/hide.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="hide"> I try so hard to keep it together, but some days thats almost impossible. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/greensad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="greensad">
 

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I want so badly to be a part of this thread, but I can't think of anything I want to yell about!! Can I yell at my dog instead? He's kind of a pain when he's feeling playful but we can't go outside just yet...
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh">: This thread is great. Dd1 does the foot standing thing too.<br><br>
Lately my yelling has been out loud, not on this thread.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="laugh">: This thread is great. Dd1 does the foot standing thing too.<br><br>
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Oh thank goodness I am not the only one. FEWWWWWWWW
 

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Dh- i really do not need a whole kitchen full of dishes to remind me that i was not at home for dinner last nite <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="smile">
 

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SHUT UP!!! I need at least 20 minutes of peace per day to not go insane.<br><br>
Nearly 4 year old DD: Stop standing, jumping, and sitting on the boppy. It flattens it and makes it usuless for nursing. Get off of your borther's playmat. Your dirty feet and bare butt do not need to be on a his stuff. When your brother is screaming please stop covering your ears and in a horrible whining tone start screaming repeatedly at the top of your lungs "HE'S TOO LOUD, HE'S TOO LOUD, IT HURTS MY EARS!!!" You only add to my mommy's frustration and are NOT helping your brother calm down. Please stop climbing all over your dad and me. You are rough and hurt us. We are not jungle gyms. It is OKAY to make mistakes. Just because you accidentally made a tiny brown mark in a spot you wanted to color yellow doesn't mean you need to have a complete meltdown. GET OVER IT!!! So the children's museum was closing and you had to leave. Don't hold it against me and bring it up for an entire week. I had no choice but to leave, they were trying to lock the doors and we were the last people out!!! You hold grudges way too well for a 3 year old. Just please start letting your frustrations go. You are the crankiest child I know. When you are upset, please stop asking me to "make" you calm down. I've rubbed your back, put on music, tried to read a story, feed you, offer you a new toy, a happy new activity, listen to you, etc. I've done all I can, it's YOUR job to calm down. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY!!! Stop yelling suddenly after you've been sitting there quietly. It scares your newborn brother! Yes I know you think he's cute, but he does not like his cheeks pinched and entire face grabbed. You CAN NOT jump over your brother like he's a log!!! Stop saying "WHAT?" to everything I say to you. You heard me! We've been over this. It's not nice to act like you didn't hear me and make me repeat myself 12 times. Just listen and do it. Just because your brother is nursing, doesn't mean you need to. I'm ready to wean you, but will wait for you to be ready yourself since I know how important breastfeeding is.<br><br>
Baby DS: Please try to be mellow. I know you are more mellow than your sister, and I am truly grateful for every bit you've been easier than her, but you are still high needs. You really do not need to sleep on me continuously. When you're in a deep sleep it is okay for mommy to put you down, please don't wake up. Yes I know you hate the swing, etc. You only like your playmat and even that you'll barely use. Please try to gain some interest in things other than me. You do not need either my finger or breast in your mouth continuously. I'm happy you sometimes are very interested in EC, but why are you most insistent first thing in the morning and in the middle of the night. Yes you need to pee. Go in your diaper. I'm tired, go to sleep. I don't always want to potty you at 4 in the morning!!<br><br>
To both of you: Coordinate your sleep! If one of you stays up until midnight then the other can not insist on waking up at 7 in the morning. Especially since I've been up many times in the night nursing and pottying the baby. Your daddy has a long commute and we don't see him much. I really don't get enough breaks from you two. Sleep, please sleep. Let me take a shower without hearing screaming the whole time! I just need a little bit of time for mommy each day or I will lose my mind!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">SHUT UP!!! I need at least 20 minutes of peace per day to not go insane.<br><br>
Nearly 4 year old DD: Stop standing, jumping, and sitting on the boppy. It flattens it and makes it usuless for nursing. Get off of your borther's playmat. Your dirty feet and bare butt do not need to be on a his stuff. When your brother is screaming please stop covering your ears and in a horrible whining tone start screaming repeatedly at the top of your lungs "HE'S TOO LOUD, HE'S TOO LOUD, IT HURTS MY EARS!!!" You only add to my mommy's frustration and are NOT helping your brother calm down. Please stop climbing all over your dad and me. You are rough and hurt us. We are not jungle gyms. It is OKAY to make mistakes. Just because you accidentally made a tiny brown mark in a spot you wanted to color yellow doesn't mean you need to have a complete meltdown. GET OVER IT!!! So the children's museum was closing and you had to leave. Don't hold it against me and bring it up for an entire week. I had no choice but to leave, they were trying to lock the doors and we were the last people out!!! You hold grudges way too well for a 3 year old. Just please start letting your frustrations go. You are the crankiest child I know. When you are upset, please stop asking me to "make" you calm down. I've rubbed your back, put on music, tried to read a story, feed you, offer you a new toy, a happy new activity, listen to you, etc. I've done all I can, it's YOUR job to calm down. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY!!! Stop yelling suddenly after you've been sitting there quietly. It scares your newborn brother! Yes I know you think he's cute, but he does not like his cheeks pinched and entire face grabbed. You CAN NOT jump over your brother like he's a log!!! Stop saying "WHAT?" to everything I say to you. You heard me! We've been over this. It's not nice to act like you didn't hear me and make me repeat myself 12 times. Just listen and do it. Just because your brother is nursing, doesn't mean you need to. I'm ready to wean you, but will wait for you to be ready yourself since I know how important breastfeeding is.<br><br>
Baby DS: Please try to be mellow. I know you are more mellow than your sister, and I am truly grateful for every bit you've been easier than her, but you are still high needs. You really do not need to sleep on me continuously. When you're in a deep sleep it is okay for mommy to put you down, please don't wake up. Yes I know you hate the swing, etc. You only like your playmat and even that you'll barely use. Please try to gain some interest in things other than me. You do not need either my finger or breast in your mouth continuously. I'm happy you sometimes are very interested in EC, but why are you most insistent first thing in the morning and in the middle of the night. Yes you need to pee. Go in your diaper. I'm tired, go to sleep. I don't always want to potty you at 4 in the morning!!<br><br>
To both of you: Coordinate your sleep! If one of you stays up until midnight then the other can not insist on waking up at 7 in the morning. Especially since I've been up many times in the night nursing and pottying the baby. Your daddy has a long commute and we don't see him much. I really don't get enough breaks from you two. Sleep, please sleep. Let me take a shower without hearing screaming the whole time! I just need a little bit of time for mommy each day or I will lose my mind!</div>
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Couldn't have said it better myself. I LOVE YOU!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/love.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="love">
 

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STOP PINCHING AND SCRATCHING WHEN YOU'RE NURSING!!!!! YOU'RE 2 FOR PETE'S SAKE! STOP PINCHING MEANS STOP PINCHING!!!!<br>
STOP TRYING TO WIPE MY BUTT WHILE I'M ON THE POTTY AND MAKING 'YUCK' NOISES WHILE I'M SITTING THERE, IT WAS CUTE THE FIRST 50 TIMES~ NOW IT'S JUST RUDE~ CAN I JUST PEE ALONE? A CRAP WOULD BE EVEN BETTER!!!!!<br><br>
STOP HITTING YOUR BROTHER IN THE PENIS!! FOR GOD 'S SAKE I WANT GRANDCHILDREN AND YOUR POOR BROTHER NEEDS HIS PENIS FOR MANY THINGS~ STOP PUNCHING KICKING NAILING AND STEPPING ON [email protected]! STOP PICKING UP THE BABY WHEN SHE SCREECHES NO AND BEATS YOU IN THE FACE TAKE A HINT! STOP FAKE CRYING!!!!<br><br>
STOP CLOTHESLINING YOUR SISTERS! STOP PUNCHING TACKLING AND DRAGGING THEM TO THE GROUND LIKE RUNNINGBACKS! STOP TRYING TO GET THE DOG TO PASS HIS COLLAR'S PERIMETER~ HE IS NOT STUPID AND NO AMOUNT OF CHEESE ON THE PLANET WILL ENTICE HIM TO BE JOLTED BY HIS INVISIBLE FENCE!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE! i WOULDN'T BLAME HIM IF HE BIT ANY OF YOU~ I WANT TO BITE YOU MYSELF!<br><br>
PLEASE SLEEP. jUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SLEEP.<br><br>
DH~ 1 VISIT TO CVS IN 7 MONTHS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A 'NIGHT OUT' NOR DOES IT SPEAK 'ALONE TIME' NEITHER DOES THE ROOT CANAL I HAD 2 WEEKS AGO OR THE PTO MEETING I HAVE TO RUN. NO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX~ ASK YOUR BUDDIES 3 TIMES A WEEK "IS' ALOT!!<br><br>
TO THE OTHER PTO MEMBERS~ SHUT THE &%^5 UP AND STOP BICKERING~ I SWEAR I'M GONNA WALK. AND TO THE PRINCIPAL~ YOU AND I ARE THE SAME AGE, YOU HAVE A FIRST NAME AND SO DO I! DON'T INSINUATE WE ALL MUST CALL YOU MR. TO SHOW RESPECT.<br><br>
H1N1~ PLEASE FINISH UP HERE AND GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!<br><br><br>
WHEW... That felt goog.<br><br>
and to my babies and dh~ I love you all~ you are my life.
 

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DD - Is there a reason why you scream like I'm killing you any time I try to change your diaper or dress you for the day? Does it really bother you THAT much to have a clean butt? Please stop throwing your head back in tantrums and smashing my collarbone! Please don't pinch my stomach or bite my nipples when you nurse! The yelling is too much...I just want to read my Mothering magazine! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/greensad.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="greensad"> Why can't you just play nice and not scream?!? Good grief!<br><br>
DH - Can you please grow up and realize that your stress is understandable but that you are not here at home with a screaming kid all day and all night?!? Can you stop pouting and making up excuses about what you have to get done when I say I want some alone time? Can you stop trying to make me feel guilty about ASKING for alone time - I know that's what you're trying to do! Just so you know, when I am trying to put our screaming, whining kiddo down for bed and I can hear your video games through the wall it really irks me! You have a hard day and need to relax? Fine. But I get to relax maybe once a month so I think you having to do it each night is ridiculous. Also, please get up when you are supposed to in the morning! I know you were up all night talking to your buddies and playing video games - STOP IT! Be responisble and don't be late for work. How selfish can you be, seriously? Grrrrr.
 

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I am at the library because my head is splitting and you kids won't shut up and you even invited a friend over. When I got to the library there were more screaming kids outside the doors (not mine, Thank GOD) SO here I am got to the library the freaking computers didn't work at first, finally got logged on nobody's got their darn ID card so I have to vouch that they are my kids and I want them on the computers and it's 7 minutes until they close.<br><br>
Please please library do not close I need a quiet place.
 

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Could you be happy hanging with mama A for like 3 hours? Please? Just once a week would give me my sanity back and make me a million times more awesome when we're together.
 

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DS I know I couldn't wait to hear the word Mama said in the sweet baby voice of my child but do you seriously have to say it 10 MILLION TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhh WHAT WHAT WHAT DO YOU WANT???????????????? Also could you please just let your father who is way more patient and cool headed then mama put you to bed, just once a week? I can't stand the squirming, fidgeting and fighting of sleep that you do for an hour every night! I need some frakin me time dam it! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/irked.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="irked">
 
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