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i have a 30 year old dh for sale. i'm asking 1000$. he can cook and clean when the spirit moves him and is great with kids. the babies he makes are really cute, too. he's a music buff with a vast store of useless punk rock trivia. has many great tattoos. fluent in english, spoonerisms and pig latin.<br>
i wouldn't sell him except that i need the money and the easiest form of birth control is abstinence and abstinence is easiest in conjunction with absence.<br>
shipping will vary according to your location.
 

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Mine is FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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thank you--i needed a good laugh!
 

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Oh holy cow. This made my afternoon.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/spitdrink.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="spitdrink"><br><br>
I left mine for the repo man. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/winky.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink"><br><br>
Good luck selling him. I hear their value depreciates rapidly once they walk down the aisle, off the lot.
 

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I have $1.37 in paypal............
 

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Wait only $1000 for a guy who cleans and is good with kids? That sounds like a bargain to me. How often does the spirit move him? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 

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I'll take it. As a single mom, this sounds perfect for me.
 

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I have one! He cleans when the spirit moves him and makes cute babies too. Except mine came with a guitar and a punk rock band.<br><br>
Just wanted to bump your post and say that overall they're great, and I think $1000 is a steal!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Wait only $1000 for a guy who cleans and is good with kids? That sounds like a bargain to me. How often does the spirit move him? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"></div>
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often every single weekend.<br>
i forgot to mention that he's in school becoming a massage therapist and has to practice every. single. day.
 

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Massage therapist? Daily practice?<br><br>
Are you taking offers on this product?
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">often every single weekend.<br>
i forgot to mention that he's in school becoming a massage therapist and has to practice every. single. day.</div>
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oh my<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/img/vbsmilies/smilies/loveeyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Loveeyes">:
 

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Hmm, I dunno, I like you better, friend. Maybe if he sells soon, I'll come on over.
 

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He can cook and clean seriously? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol"> I had no clue they made males that could do that.<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/lol.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="lol">
 
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