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So I was traveling today to finally meet up with my wife and son at the place where our daughter is about to be born.

Traveling with only carry-on luggage, anxious to see my family after being seperated from them for a couple of weeks.

I walked through the metal detector and "sir you have been randomly selected for screening"

So they take my 2 bags which are literally bursting at the seams and take everything out.

In one bag they find an insulated lunch bag. They open the bag and ask:

"What is all this? Cheese?"
I replied without thinking "it's colostrum"
"What's colostrum?"
"Breast milk"

They set it down and backed away about as fast as they could without raising an alarm.

All in all pretty funny, but I mean jeez it's only breast milk guys.
 

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: at the thought of the look on there faces and
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Cheese?
I mean really now.....
 

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OK, I just snorted hot coffee out my nose. I just LOOOOOVE AP dads! Especially when they come in contact with mainstream guys who think they are nuts. Lord, I bet they were talking about you on their coffee break.

Congratulations on your baby.
Hope all goes smoothly and you are flying home with the little colostrum eater soon.


Cheers!
 

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: OMG, that's hilarious!!!

Good luck with the adoption- I hope everything goes as smoothly as possible.
 
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