Ok. We went out to lunch yesterday and had spinach-artichoke dip as an appetizer. Our 11-month old was CONVINCED that we were the worst parents ever for not sharing. So I caved and gave him a taste, thinking that he would hate it. Wrong. He loved it. So I gave him some bites throughout the meal. I knew that it was a bad idea. What kind of mom feeds their baby spinach artichoke dip, right?
Well, he had a giant poop this morning that I swear was pure, completely undigested spinach-artichoke dip! It was even oozing out the top and sides of his cloth diaper! I don't think I'll ever eat it again.
I thought it would be funny to let my daughter suck on a asparagus spear. I know she's too young for solids it was just cute, until it came out the other end. She only got a little bit of the juice... I couldnt imagine seeing more green than that!
I have a funny poop story that recures every 3 days or so. ALWAYS (not once in a while, not sometimes, not almost every time) BUT ALWAYS when we are in public...out for supper, at the mall, at friends house, ds has a massive blowout that just will not stop. It comes out of his diapers from all ends and reaches his neck! And you would think watching me change this little pooper that I am a first time mom...cuz it would seem I have no idea what I'm doing!! The poop is everywhere, he pees in my face when I take his diaper off, I never have enough wipes, once I went to the bathroom with just a diaper in my hand(not the wipes, not a change of clothes) and returned to the table with my little pooper in just his diaper and a blanket! I am still very humored by this inevidable occurence so at least I have that going for me!
hysterical story, pinkmilk! i can't tell you how many times my son and i reached our destination by car but couldn't stay because his blowout was so massive it oozed out his diaper cover, all over his clothes, and all over the carseat. yuck! straight to the bath!!
On the other side of the coin... would you believe I have a 4 1/2 month old daughter and I have never once had to change a poopy diaper anywhere other than our change table? It's a miracle, I know, and it's only a matter of time...